TROLLING FOR READERS
I say to heck with the Social Networks numbers! That is what FB and Twitter are for. Blogs are for ranting, writing, and rythmitic.
OH YEAH, AND READING!!!
hence the TITLE: I"M TROLLING FOR READERS !
Actual picture of trolling on Lake Murray. See my rod? Easy people!
NOW THIS IS MY KIND OF FISHING! CHECK OUT THE ACTUAL VIEW, PLUS WITH HEALTH CONCERNS, IT'S ALL ABOUT CONSERVING LIFE WHILE STILL ENJOYING IT!
I WANT 3000 MEMBERS BY WEDNESDAY--IT'S UP TO YOU PEOPLE!
now
GET R' DONE!
NOT!
How could you honestly maintain that many readers with genuine, heartfelt comments?
I don't even talk to my Mother that much!
I love our family just like it is!
THIS IS FOR SHADOW PLAY TUESDAY PICTURES, OR MANTIS DOES PUSH-UPS AT NIGHT!
SEE- BACK TO LONG BORING CRAP--
NOW, HERE IS A REAL TIME WASTER, BUT I COULD NOT STOP WATCHING THIS THING. IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT, PLEASE WATCH UNTILL THE END. IF YOU HAVE--THEN YOU'LL PROBABLY WATCH THE WHOLE THING AGAIN ANYWAY LIKE I DO EVERY TIME I SEE IT!!
I CAN'T REMEMBER THE PARTICULARS OF HOW MANY BALLS, AND HOW MUCH TIME WENT INTO SET-UP--SO
GOOGLE IT, OK? I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF TIME!
AND YES--I'LL BE CHECKING THE STATS! LIKE I HAVE THE TIME FOR THAT!
THE ONLY STATS THAT COUNT ARE THE COMMON BOND WE SHARE, OUR LOVE FOR ALL THINGS ARTISTIC!
LOVE YOU ALL: SOME MORE THAN OTHERS.
JUST SEEING IF YOU ARE PAYING ATTENTION!
JUST SEEING IF YOU ARE PAYING ATTENTION!
JMc
Quit trying to get ahead of me John...if you get 3000 acolytes I will acquire 1 more for 3001.
ReplyDeleteBOW BEFORE ME! or after me--I don't care. Hey--what about let's not BOW to anyone, ever!!!! lol-- hOW YA FEELON bRO. fLU DONE FLOWN AWAY?
ReplyDeleteYOU ARE REALLY HITTING YOUR STRIDE RIGHT NOW WITH YOUR POETRY BRO!
I'M LOVING IT!
bbb,
jOHN
Fing Caps Lock--why can't I type?
Mark--what I meant to loving say say--was, You competitive Bastard!!!
ReplyDeleteJ
I like to have readers, but I ain't going to get into a competition between you and Mark :)
ReplyDeleteOk I wasted way too much time watching that video!
ReplyDeleteI find it hard to find the time to get around and comment on all the blogs I read as it is...ok maybe that's because I'm sitting here watching your video!!
That was truly awesome John. You gotta wonder - if someone has the patience and ambition to set something like that up, why has no one figured out how to get us all to live in peace?
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine having 3,000 followers... that'd be sweet, but there's no way I'd be able to get to know them all.
ReplyDeleteAlso, that video is cool and I do believe they offer it on DVD because I'm pretty sure I got my dad something similar if not that for Christmas.
I like the first photo.
ReplyDeleteI do NOT like the second.
John, if you had 3,000 Followers, you wouldn't have time to do anything but respond to their Comments. You'd have to tell them to shut up and stop bothering you!
ReplyDeletesage- LOL-- What would anyone do with 3K people. Have a BBQ?
ReplyDeleteJ
LL Cool Joe-- GOTCHA!!!!! Have a great weekend upcoming Buddy!
J
Jeannie-- You are just friggin wise!!! That is a good thought! What if everyone in the world watched that video.....
Hugs gal,
J
Cake Betch-- I totally agree!!! I like intimacy--or at least a general knowledge about my Minions..... FRIENDS!
The info about the set-up and how long it took etc. was awesome!!!! I loved it!
J
Kelly-- What BUGS you about the 2nd one? I do know what you mean--a lot of people are truly creeped out by Bugs. My wife can't even stand to look at a snake on TV! So I did great to finally get her to pet one I caught.
Thanks!!!!
J
Margaret
Margaret--LMBO!! That is so true! It would be a full time job. Hey? Can you Life Coach on a Blog? I'm fairly good at it! But it truly takes a 100% commitment to interact with that many people, and what would you write to get that many to comment! Seriously?
Wait--AAHA Moment!
"HI, I'm Charlie Sheen, and I can help you succeed!"
Thanks as always Margaret for your comments and visits!
J
I like the trolling on Lake Murray picture, I would so love to be doing that right about now :)
ReplyDelete3000 readers would be amazing but I couldn't read 3000 myself.
I'll just have to watch your and Marks numbers climb.
praying mantis is my favorite of the bug world. they look like they are thinking...
ReplyDeleteI've seen that last video! Pretty amazing...
Pat- I agree-- I have watched them for hours and I even think they have emotions! Only evidence: one flipped me off when I got too close!
ReplyDeleteSeriously--they appear very intelligent!
J