NCAA BASKETBALL & DOO-DOO!
OR- disgusting post of the month....you were warned!
So, I was watching the NCAA Basketball Tourney seatings today.....(SEC in Particular)
THEN I REALIZED I HAD A FEVER AND DIARRHEA!
PS: don't ever wipe with a cat!!!!!!! OUCH!!!!!
WHICH EXPLAINS
"WHY"
I WAS WATCHING NCAA BASKETBALL!!!
I NEED A PHYSICIST TO EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE LAST 2.5 "MINUTES" OF A BASKETBALL GAME CAN LAST 1 HOUR IN REAL TIME!!!! OMG--SHOOT ME! AND I LOVE SPORTS!
IS IT A WORMHOLE?
COULDN'T FIND A PICTURE OF ONE--NO APPLES.
TIME SPACE CONTINUMINIUM..(that's a Time Share without sitting through the presentation). Wait for it.......
or NASCAR- without the left turns?
NAS-CATS???? DURING A PIT STOP??
ABOVE 3 PICS COURTESY OF SHECHIVE.COM
STOOPID POST COURTESY OF FEVER, DIARRHEA AND ME.
WHICH, BTW- IS GOING TO BE THE TITLE OF MY AUTO-BIOGRAPHY.
WHICH IS A MERCURY SABLE! the end! PUN intended.
dodo you see a recurring theme here?
TODAY HAS JUST BEEN--CRAPPY!!! NOT COMPLAINING--JUST A FACT!
JMc
OMG-- THE GAME IS STILL ON!!!!!
Butt Humor, is now-out of my system!
You can pick your friends, but you can't pick your Enemas! Ha ha! I CRACK myself up!! Join the FLEET Plan!
Butt Humor, is now-out of my system!
You can pick your friends, but you can't pick your Enemas! Ha ha! I CRACK myself up!! Join the FLEET Plan!
OK--that's really it-- except this pic-
THE 4 STAGES OF LIFE!
I love the nascats!
ReplyDeleteWhere DO you find these things?
ReplyDeleteI don't remember posting this! It's scary! LOL
ReplyDeleteLOVE the New Blog look, and the description of both the Belize properties. I think I would love the Beach- roughing it style area- (for a while!) Just for the solitude. And the lot just sounds awesome!!!
Happy for ya Jeannie.
John
Uhh Never wipe with a cat? I say never wipe with a brawny lad or anything else with the word Brawny in the name of it.
ReplyDeleteHate to say this John but cars and hoops YAAAAAAAAAAAAWN!!!
Mark--I'm with ya Bro--what thinkest the, that gave me the shat cats, and Diarrhea Ball?????
ReplyDeleteJ