Thursday, August 30, 2012

BACK HOME AFTER GREAT TRIP!



BACK HOME  AFTER GREAT TRIP!


WILL POST MUCH MORE TOMORROW AS I CATCH UP!



HOPE EVERYONE IS OK!







LOVE TO ALL



JMc

Thursday, August 23, 2012

STOP CHILDHOOD OBESITY AND WEST NILE



STOP CHILDHOOD OBESITY AND WEST NILE





WE CAN STOP CHILDHOOD OBESITY AND WEST NILE AT THE SAME TIME:



WE CAN HAVE AN ICE CREAM TRUCK THAT WON'T STOP, WHILST SPRAYING FOR MOSQUITO'S AT THE SAME TIME!




What's a little DDT, amongst Childhood friends...I chased those things in FL on my Bike as a Child and I  turned out fine!


HEADING FOR NC IN SEARCH OF THE ELUSIVE "ACRE" THAT IS MINE!!!!




LOVE TO ALL- SEE YA NEXT WEEK!


JMc

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

WHEN BOREDOM AND STUPIDITY ATTACK AT THE SAME TIME

                                         

 WHEN BOREDOM AND STUPIDITY ATTACK AT THE SAME TIME


ALL PICTURES ARE FROM "13 WAYS TO HAVE A BETTER DAY." NO OTHER INFO WAS GIVEN ON EACH PIC. IF ANY OF THESE ARE YOURS LET ME KNOW-

I WANNA MEET YOU! AND GIVE PROPER CREDIT- ;-)



THIS IS MY STORY:

DUH DUNT! (DRAMATIC TV MUSIC)






LET'S PLAY REMEMBER WHEN:





REMEMBER WHEN GRANDAD TAUGHT YOU ALL THOSE LIFE LESSONS EARLY ON? AHHHH- THOSE WERE THE DAZE!



AND THEN GRANDMA WOULD BAKE COOKIES AND PLAY FIND THE SPIDER WITH YOU?




LATER, UNCLE GARY WOULD COME OVER WITH HIS FAMOUS TACO DISH!



THEY CALLED THEM SHELLS, BUT UNCLE GARY'S NEVER ARRIVED LIKE THE PICTURE ON THE BOX.



AND THEN


YOU GOT WHAT YOU HAD ALWAYS DREAMT OF:

THE NEW i-LAB!




HE CAME WITH VARIOUS SKINS, SO YOU NEVER GOT TIRED OF HIM. HIS SOOTHING GPS BARK TO SIGNAL RECALCULATING BROUGHT PEALS OF LAUGHTER FROM INSIDE THE VEHICLE.....   



HEAR ARE SOME OPTIONAL SKINS:


 I'M GUMBY DAMNIT! (Recorded with Eddie Murphy's Voice!)



RECHARGING. AND REMEMBER, DON'T TEXT AND DRIVE.



THERE IS ALSO AN AWESOME STEREO LAB MIX-- THAT CAN BE INSTALLED:

NOW THAT'S FUNNY RIGHT THERE......


AND FINALLY

SEEING -- YOU'RE FAVORITE GAMECOCK "COCKY", CARRYING
AROUND MILO GETTING READY FOR SEC COLLEGE FOOTBALL SEASON....
WHAT IS THAT UNDER HIS BEAK?





WHICH COMES FULL CIRCLE TO GRANDAD:

WHO, EVERY-TIME HE HEARS A WHISTLE, WOULD STIFF ARM AND RUN OVER THE NEAREST SMALLEST  KID!


AREN'T YOU GLAD YOU ARE NOT ME?



LOVE TO ALL



JMc

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

TICKLED TUESDAY



TICKLED TUESDAY


I RECEIVED THESE IN AN E-MAIL SOME TIME BACK AND WAS JUST HANGING ONTO THEM. I LOOKED AT THEM TODAY AND ACTUALLY LOL AT 2 OF THEM.

WHICH TWO?








AND OF COURSE IN KEEPING WITH THE THEME OF THIS BLOG WHICH IS TO EDU-MICATE PEEPLES:





LOVE TO ALL!

JMc

Monday, August 20, 2012

BLUE MONDAY



BLUE MONDAY

GO BY AND SAY HI TO SALLY AND THE GANG!




today my mind is a blank canvass:
turns out I've been eating the Lead Paint!




SOME CHILD MAY HAVE THE BLUES AFTER LOSING THIS:



SURE LOOKS CLEANER AFTER I TURNED HIM/HER OVER!!!!!!




LOVE TO ALL!


JMc

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Saturday, August 18, 2012

THE NEW ME!



THE NEW ME!
POST 1.








THAT IS ALL!


LOVE TO ALL!

JMc

Thursday, August 16, 2012

It's 10:00 and I'm UP



It's 10:00 and I'm UP








This is indeed a miracle in and of itself as I am on BAT Time. I'm awake all night and sleep all day.
My first night in my new living conditions went very well. (AND NO, IT'S STILL THE SAME PLACE-NOT A MENTAL WARD)! I went to bed at a reasonable hour, and woke up at a reasonable hour.

I already feel great about the day and look forward to getting out, and starting new routines.
A major Grocery Store Inventory trip is mandatory today or tomorrow. Who am I kidding--TOMORROW! I'm on no time schedule, yet!


Sneaking up to NC on Sat and Sunday to surprise my Mom for her birthday brunch with my Sister. She has NO CLUE I'm coming up- and it will be AWESOME! Starting to look for Land in the W.Jefferson, Millers Creek area of NC.

A fresh start in the Mountains of NC is really calling to me, and I fear I head the Siren's Song, and when it's time--I can lay me down and Rot. Hopefully many years from now.



THE JOURNEY BEGINS ANEW!




 FISHING & FUN!





LOVE TO ALL AND A NEW CHAPTER OF MY LIFE HAS INDEED BEGUN!

BRING IT!


THIS IS GONNA BE A TRIP!!!


JMc

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

STEALTH DAY!



STEALTH DAY!





TODAY, I'M IN STEALTH MODE. YOU MAY NOT SEE ME, BUT I'M AROUND.

THEN I'LL BE BACK WITH SHOCK AND AWE!



YOU'LL BE IN SHOCK AND MOST WILL SAY-

AWWWWWW! CRAP, HE'S IS BACK

LOL




LOVE TO ALL!

JMc

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

GIANT, HUGE ,GREAT, BIG, NEWS!


GIANT, HUGE ,GREAT, BIG, NEWS!



MAJOR CHAAA CHA CHA CHAAA CHANGES!

FILM AT 11:00!

WORDS AT BOTTOM OF PAGE


NOTE TO SELF: MAJOR LIFE CHANGE AT 58! DON'T BLOW IT.




NOT TOO FAR REMOVED!




EVERYBODY'S GOT SOMETHING TO HIDE
 CEPT FO ME AND MY MONKEY....
paraphrasing the Beatles!



MY ONLY TWO AVATARS/PICS EVER ON MY PROFILE.....HMMM,

TIME FOR SOMETHING NEW? TO GO WITH THE NEW ME?




LOVE TO YOU ALL!


JMc

Oh yeah
Mm
Still don't know what I was waiting for
And my time was running wild
A million dead-end streets and
Every time I thought I'd got it made
It seemed the taste was not so sweet
So I turned myself to face me
But Ive never caught a glimpse
Of how the others must see the faker
Im much too fast to take that test

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-changes
Don't want to be a richer man
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-changes
Just gonna have to be a different man
Time may change me
But I can't trace time

I watch the ripples change their size
But never leave the stream
Of warm impermanence
So the days float through my eyes
But stil the days seem the same
And these children that you spit on
As they try to change their worlds
Are immune to your consultations
They're quite aware of what they're going through

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-changes
Don't tell them to grow up and out of it
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-changes
Wheres your shame
Youve left us up to our necks in it
Time may change me
But you can't trace time

Strange fascination, fascinating me
Ah changes are taking the pace Im going through

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-changes
Oh, look out you rock n rollers
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-changes
Pretty soon now you're gonna get a little older
Time may change me
But I can't trace time
I said that time may change me
But I can't trace time
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyric

Monday, August 13, 2012

BLUE MONDAY



BLUE MONDAY









YOU CAN TRANSFORM YOUR BLUES INTO SMILES IF YOU CHOOSE!


LOVE TO ALL!


JMc

Saturday, August 11, 2012

SHADOW SHOT SUNDAY ON SATURDAY!



SHADOW SHOT SUNDAY ON SATURDAY 2!






RAIN RAIN AND MORE RAIN IN A DROUGHT STRICKEN COUNTRY!
IT IS A BLESSING!



SUNSHINE AND SHADOW IN THE WOODS!

 DON'T TAKE SHADOWS FOR GRANITE!

SHADOWY POND!

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND EVERYONE


LOVE TO ALL

JMc

Friday, August 10, 2012

SILLY ATTACK



SILLY ATTACK





THIS IS A GREAT DAY. YES- IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.

SO I'M TAKING THE DAY OFF AND BEING SILLY!

58 YEARS YOUNG, SOME MAJOR CHANGES- (all good),
I'M FEELING WELL.....

SO OVERALL I GOT IT MADE.


hee hee hay heeee          hee hee hee hay heeee!            aa heeeeaaaaahhheeeeeee!

How do you phonetically spell out the Woody Woodpekker Sound?






IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

1. U can't count your hair
2. U can't wash your eyes with soap
3. U can't breathe when your tongue is out

Put your tongue back in fool.

10 Things I know about you...

1) U are reading this
2) U are human.
3) U can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips
4) U just attempted to do it
6) U are laughing at yourself
7) U have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5
8) U just checked to see if there is a No.5
9) U laugh at this because you are enjoying it & so does everyone else too.
10) U are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it


TODAY I AM SITTING AROUND LITERALLY COUNTING MY BLESSINGS. I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW MANY I HAD- AND HOW MUCH JUNK AND CLUTTER I HAD AGAIN ACCUMULATED.

TIME TO CLEAR THE SLATE AND LIVE SIMPLY AND LOVINGLY!





HOW BLESSED ARE YOU TODAY?

LOVE AND BLESSINGS TO ALL!



LOVE YOU!

JMc

wait, wait--another one just hit!



Why I Owe My Mother...
 
**************************************
1. My mother taught me
TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me
RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about
TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me
LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me
MORE LOGIC .
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me
FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me
IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of
OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about
CONTORTION-ISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about
STAMINA ...
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about
WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about
HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the
CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR
MODIFICATION .
"Stop acting like your father!"


15. My mother taught me about
ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about
ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about
RECEIVING ..
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me
MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me
ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me
HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me
HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me
GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my
ROOTS .
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me
WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite:
25. My mother taught me about
JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Only you folks my age understand these profound statements!!!
But, there is one missing from this list~~My personal all time favorite!!

My mother taught me about
CHOICE.
"Do you want me to stop this car?"

He went that way!

Thursday, August 9, 2012

THIS IS JUST STUPID!



THIS IS JUST STUPID!

SO OF COURSE I HAD TO POST IT AS IT IS A NICE SEGWAY OUT OF GUNS AND KILLING.....ERRR- ALMOST!





MOOSE'S REVENGE

and NO, I did not verify this on Snopes as it had no bearing on World Peace



This actually happened with some guys from Maine.
They dressed the truck up with the guy spread eagled on the roof.
The driver and passengers put on Moose heads.
They went down the Maine toll road Interstate, causing 16 accidents.
Yes; they went to jail... Yes; alcohol was involved...
This proves that men cannot be left alone. They need women to keep them from being stupid.






This is just to let you know what you are in for, as I'm feeling froggy, silly and happy. Wait--it passed..my bad.

Mix in 2 weeks of BOREDOM and you have the recipe for some weirdness around here.





THE REAL MEDAL COUNT


CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOR- SOME

DISTINGUISHED SERVICE CROSS- NOT ENOUGH

PURPLE HEARTS- WAY TO MANY


TROOPS- YOU HAVE NOT BEEN FORGOTTEN, NOR FORGOTTEN IN PRAYER. THANKS AGAIN AND AGAIN FOR ALL YOU HAVE AFFORDED US!


LOVE TO YOU ALL

JMc

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

A Wonderful Wednesday at the Shooting Range


 A Wonderful Wednesday at the Shooting Range





I had a great stress relieving day as I went and broke in my new pistol AT THE LOCAL INDOOR RANGE.. I have owned shotguns and rifles all my life, but never really used or felt I needed a pistol until now.

WHY NOW? GOOD QUESTION.

Politics, Word on the Street, Conspiracy Theories, Too Much Down Time, the 5 Murders we had in Cola last week....ETC., ETC.  3 of the murders were car-jackings and two were in broad daylight. METH AND CRACK ARE DRIVING ADDICTS TO A BOLD NEW ERA IN THEIR FIGHT TO GET $20.00 OR $30.00 FOR A HIGH no matter THE MEANS!I have always believed we have the right to defend our castle- but we even need to think about self preservation at all times.

I BELIEVE I COULD GO VISIT DURFEE (THE WALKING MAN) NOW, 
AND SIT IN COMFORT ON HIS PORCH! KNOWING HE HAS A NICE SHOTGUN TO PROTECT US WITH AND WHEN TO TELL ME TO GET DOWN!

I just felt the time was right to purchase some self protection. I think Traveling as much as I have to FL & NC this past year has made me a little more wise, to what is happening on the Interstates and staying a little more prepared for emergencies. I finally broke down and bought a Cell Phone! Can you imagine that?

I'm just learning to use a cell-phone because I really didn't need one. Again, the traveling put the need for one right up front. 

As of right now, I'm blaming

ALL IMPULSIVE SHOPPING FOR GUY TOYS ON 

TRAVEL!





NO GUNS WERE USED IN THE ABOVE PHOTOS!
IT IS
UNKNOWN WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS FURRY ANIMAL- BUT:

AND I'M JUST SAYING IT "WHAT IF", A HALF BALD SKUNK OR RACCOON, THAT THE FUR ABOVE IS MISSING FROM GOES ON A RAMPAGE AND ATTACKS ME?

IT COULD HAPPEN!
I'M READY!




HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT CARRYING CONCEALED WEAPONS, OR WEAPONS IN GENERAL?



JMc