Sunday, May 9, 2010

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! & THANK YOU: RANDOM SIGNS!

IN THE 
OF MOTHER'S DAY......



WHY GOD MADE MOMS
Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:
Why did God make mothers?  
1.  She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2.  Mostly to clean the house.  
3.  To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?  
1.  He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2.  Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3.  God made my mom just the same like he made me.  He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?  
1.  God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2.  They had to get their start from men's bones.  Then they mostly use string, I think.  

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1.  We're related.
2.  God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mom like me.

What kind of a little girl was your mom?  
1.  My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2.  I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3.  They say she used to be nice.

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1.  His last name.
2.  She had to know his background.  Like is he a =rook?  Does he get drunk on beer?
3.  Does he make at least $800 a year?  Did he say NO to Drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your mom marry your dad?
1.  My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world.  And my mom eats a lot
2.  She got too old to do anything else with him.
3.  My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

Who's the boss at your house?  
1.  Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
2.  Mom.  You can tell by room inspection.  She sees the stuff under the bed.
3.  I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than  dad.

What's the difference between moms and dads?
1.  Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at  work.
2.  Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3.  Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.
4.  Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your mom do in her spare time?  
1.  Mothers don't do spare time.  
2.  To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1.  On the inside she's already perfect.  Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2.  Diet.  You know, her hair.  I'd diet, maybe blue.  MY FAV!!!!!!!!

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1.  She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean.  I'd get rid of that.
2.  I'd make my mom smarter.  Then she would know it was my sister who did it not me.
3.  I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. 
 
WHEN YOU STOP LAUGHING   --  SEND IT ON TO OTHER MOTHERS, GRANDMOTHERS, AND AUNTS.....and anyone else who has anything to do with kids or just needs a good laugh!!!
 


I saw this sign so I froze in one spot for two hours! Who knows what danger it was saving me from??? I ALWAYS OBEY RANDOM SIGNS!
DO NOT MOVE!!!!!!  OKKKKKKK-OK!!!

 and WHEN finally i had to move due to cramps and i saw...........

DO NOT RE- MOVE!!! 
AHHHH... THE IMPORTANCE OF DETAILS!

18 comments:

  1. So did you Re-Move, or NOT ?

    "Happy" to your Mother !

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  2. LOL_ Heff-- I was finally - RE moved by my wife!!!

    She has no sense of humor-LOL!


    Thanks Bro!

    John

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  3. AAAAHAHA I love kids!
    They're so cool!!
    Once I teaching a maths lesson to a bunch of seconds graders, and I said, "Wow, you guys are going so well, you're on a roll!! You guys rock!"

    And one kid popped up and said,

    "We know"

    hahaha, couldn't help but laugh!

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  4. what is it your not to remove? Happy Mother's day to your Mom.

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  5. The kid that said mom's don't do spare time is smart.

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  6. Thanks for a really fun Mother's Day post! Some are just more fun than others!

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  7. PERK-- COOOOOOL!

    J


    Jeannie,


    Thanks sweetheart! Happy Mothers Day---is Ily going to get her reward? she IS DISSING ME! lol!

    jOHN



    SAGE--MY OLD REVERIGERATOR TAG! lol, THANKS bRO!

    j

    CAPS LOCK SCOURGE!


    Jen--how many chillins? If none--the answer from the kid is still SMART!!!!!

    Loved the Kayaking Post! BYW!!!!!!!


    John

    Kacey-

    so good to always hear from you!!! You are awesome!!!

    John

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  8. heh, great jokes!
    particularly loved the 3rd and 4th differences between moms and dads! :D

    this post reminded me of a poster I got my mom when I was a kid (bought with me own scrounged up savings!) that said, "You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time - but you cant fool mom!"

    cheers, and thanks for dropping in on my blog...

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  9. Dude!

    That is soooo TRUE!!!- Loved the eyes in back of head--and I've always wanted to find and kill that Freaqking BIRDIE that told her!


    Good on ya for scarfing that wit your own money!

    Now that was cool!

    John

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  10. "They say she used to be nice." (I think my kids say that about ME!)

    PS - Love that sign, amiguito! Good thing you're such a rebel and moved or you'd still be out there, frozen! ;)

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  11. Lol! I just loved those kids that kids wrote.
    It is so true....out of the mouths of babes!
    They just see things that we miss or see things in a different way.

    Oh, to be a child again and see the world through those innocent eyes!

    VBHFATP!
    TTYS!

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  12. That was sooo sweet ;)

    Talking of:
    I have the *Sweet Award* for you. Come to my blog to see the rules: http://hoopynotloopy.blogspot.com/2010/05/sweet-award.html xx

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  13. My son would so agree to that, I am the only one who knows where the freakin tape is.

    PS Did you move it? GOtta know

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  14. Ily-

    I love James Dean-- Did you know he didn't believe in Santa?

    He was a Rebel without a Claus! Ar ar ar ar ar!!

    Juanny D

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  15. these answers are supercool
    abrazos Juanito ;-)

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Incredibly smart relies: