CSI BUBBA! A NEW SERIES :
4 iNzICs, SC !!
from the producers of Bubba Goes Viral , & yes it was Herpes.
AS ALWAYS I WILL NEED YOUR HELP SOLVED- ING THE FOLLOWING CRIME SCENE--ALL POSTULATIONS WILL BE CONSIDERED.
Everyone is guilty until I say otherwise--even YOU!
The show opens with a picture of Larry- the Telephone pole on the way to my mailbox. You must admit that a LOT OF CHIT happens on the way to my mailbox....but there are several routes. I'll draw a map!
Anyway--his real name is:
But he asked me to call him Larry--after Larry the Cable Guy is my guess? But Larry stands silent vigil and sees most everything. We have nothing better to do in the South than to name our poles!
Heff- shut up! Zip it- Zip- Ah- Na--Zip.....
THE CASE OF THE BLACK GLOVE!
or
(Whip ME, Beat ME, Make ME, Write Bad Checks!)
Is An Abortion in Russia- a Canceled Czech?
Is An Abortion in Russia- a Canceled Czech?
On the way back I saw Michael Jackson's alter ego in the Pine Woods...well at least a remnant of him---A SINGLE BLACK GLOVE!!!!
Definitely Out of place! & then I saw the CORD! D minor! I'm still looking for D major cord; I think it's in Hallelujah!
Right Handed? Beats ALL I've ever seen.........! Heff.........!!!
Not only Cord--but tied in a Noose! This is not natural Animal Behavior, even in the Deep South! Something happened here! But que???? (For diversity..........que? que knot?)
Notice the second noose on the left, almost out of frame....--and all of this in such close pri, proxi proxe, REAL NEAR each other.
kNot- Typical!
Threw me for a Loop! What happened here! I needed to go back to my ABC's. (Song reference free).
Gratuitous arranged pic for dramatic effect--cue THRILLER! Oh She's Bad-alright!
I had some Sailors' exam the glove. They said it was not Seamen- probably Special Forces!!
(Blue-glow TV effect pic)- again for dramatic effect-suggested by A-Rod.
ALEX RODRIQUEZ OK!
I walked off, (a lesser Investigator would have missed this)--instinctively I turned around--(I heard a car horn)..and looked up...cars are always in the tops of Pine Trees...and saw it!
The Broken Branch overhung the exact spot of the Glove and the Ties that Bind!
NOBODY---err NO BODY, was Found......YET!!!!!!
OK FOLKS! WHAT IS YOUR THEORY????- Yes--send others by--this may go International!
I HAVEN'T A CLUE AND LARRY IS NOT TALKING! Why--because he is a pole--Duhhhh!
JMc
You damn near CROPPED ALL MY PUNS, man !
ReplyDeleteBUTT !!!!
Due to the broken tree branch, rope, and only ONE glove.....My guess is someone was gunning for some....
wait fot it.....
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SEXUAL ASS-FIX-IATION !!!
OMG 5 STARS!!!!! You still did it!
ReplyDeleteThat's my man!
Be well Bro.
John
You have either way too much time on your hands or some pretty powerful drugs or maybe both...
ReplyDeleteSince the seamen were ruled out, I'm guessing they let the sperms loose to do the deed.
ReplyDeleteYep, this is getting weirder and weirder.
xoRobyn
Time , sage--UNFORTUNATELY--Just Time--the other days are long gone....cept maybe the occasional Flashback! LOL
ReplyDeleteRobyn--LMBO--I need some help here!
What would Grissom do on CSI--now remember this is BUBBA CSI--LOL!
John
I got nothin John. Nothin. You folks are just too weird down there.
ReplyDeleteJeannie--see it's SCARY!
ReplyDeleteCome get me and my team out!
Be back after Medical Monday!
John
Cut back on the meds....
ReplyDeleteLOL-- Will do!
ReplyDeleteJ
If the glove doesn't fit, you must aquit...
ReplyDeleteor
the crime could have actually taken place in a parallel dimension, so the clues aren't really there. Sorry, I was having a flashback...
Pat- LMBO--Good one!!!
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