SILLY SATURDAY

SILLY SATURDAY

I JUST HAD TO LAUGH- I THINK WE'VE ALL BEEN HERE!

STATUE-ESQUE!  AR AR! HEY- I'M ALLOWED A BAD PUN...WATCH IT OR YOU'LL GET THE FINGER!

THIS WORKS!!!  DON'T ASK--I WON'T TELL!

"LERNIN' CURVE"
"A kNEw FeTurE":

DO YOU KNOW WHY THIS BIRD (AND OTHERS)- STAND ON ONE LEG?

BECAUSE IF THEY LIFTED IT THEY'D BUST THEIR A**.........OK OK...IT IS SILLY SATURDAY.......

NOW I'M NOT GOING TO GOOGLE THIS, BUT I THINK IT'S BECAUSE OF HEAT LOSS. FLAMINGO'S DO IT, AND I THINK THIS LITTLE LOST FROZEN ENTREE BIRD IS DOING THE SAME THING. WE LOSE MOST OF OUR BODY HEAT FROM OUR FEET AND HEADS.

...AND WHY DON'T WE HAVE MS. PAUL'S FROZEN ENTREE BIRDS PACKED TO EAT LIKE WE DO FISH STICKS? I'D TRY EM.

SOUTHERN SONGBIRD PACK (COMES WITH FREE SONGBIRD CD! LISTEN TO WHAT YOU EAT!)

Ms. Pauls:  BEAKS, FEET N' ALL: MYSTERY FLOCK PACK  $1.99

FINE FEATHERED FRIENDS- GOURMET MEALS... BIRD FEEDER FED

TOFU  BIRD SPECIAL...(TASTES LIKE CHICKEN!)

STATE HOUSE STATUE SPECIAL--'SQUAB'BLES.

I MEAN A HERE'S A

GROUND FLOOR MARKETING MIRACLE PEOPLE??????

AND THERE'S OUR LERNIN' CURVE FOR THIS WEEK. FOLKS--YOU JUST CAN'T GET THIS STUFF AT OTHER BLOGS! 

THAT'S WHY THE LERNIN" WORD FOR THE WEEK IS:

RASINBREAD!

LOOK AT HIM: 1 TOOTH, RED HAIR, PLAYING THE BANJO:

YOU CAN TELL:  

RAY'S INBRED! WAIT FOR IT.....

STOLEN FROM BLUE COLLAR'S: JEFF FOXWORTHY!

LOVE YOU ALL

JMc