Thursday, May 6, 2010

GIVING MYSELF A PAT ON THE BACK--AND I GOT AN AWARD!!!

Our family is truly a Loving and Giving one! I've just now made 10 new friends, that have mostly received this award. No- this is not my pat on the back--we'll get to that in a sec.

First, because I've just recently acquired more than 10-  I'm going to pass this to Two- SPECIAL FRIENDS that have been with me through thick and thin! I could seriously give this to everyone in my sidebar- as they are all deserving of it!

However:

ILY-- My LIL FREN has stood by my side through thick and thin, as well as

JEANNIE-- Just Me- My 2 CENTS has also been there from the beginning!

At a time when I was ready to throw in the Post- years back- these two represented what Loyalty and Friendship are all about! I now have that with several more Close Blogging Friends, and am developing that with every one I follow. I truly don't follow, just because!! Each of you have something very unique and special, and contribute to my life!

Thanks to you all!!!!!!!

Post the Award you two- WITH PRIDE!!!!!!  I LOVE YA BOTH!

What...
is it doing.....
in the WOODS (TIGER) by my house? I find these all the time!

That's why I have that Plantar Full of these! Who plays Golf in the Woods? On Purpose?
I'LL PROVE IT! 9 YEARS WORTH OF BALLS!
I DON'T PLAY GOLF!




And then there's this to contend with---------
Seriously--DON'T ASK ME- ASK GOD! IT WAS JUST THERE SO I TOOK IT!

WELL?- name that thingy!!!!




And now for the Pat on the back award. I ordered a keyboard for my Wife's laptop. Got it in...removed the Old one...Installed the New one, all by myself! I saved a butt load of money. 


GEEK SQUAD MY HINEY!!!  ESTIMATE--Bring it in, and we'll keep it for 4-6 WEEKS!!!!!

Can't really give you an estimate until we know what's wrong with it.

IT'S BROKEN: DUMBA**ES, THAT'S WHATS WRONG WITH IT, IT WON'T TYPE!!


Keyboard & shipping- NEW- not refurbished--$32.15, & I had it in 4 days!

Bypassing Geek Squad- 6 weeks time, and possibly Hundreds of dollars--well- you never know!
SELF GRATIFICATION & ADORATION FROM WIFE: 

PRICELESS!!!!

This may not sound like much--but I'm ambidextrous- I CAN'T USE EITHER Hand!

Give me a scalpel and I'm Golden....Most tools---- No Problem.....but Computer Piecy parts, that I've never seen before....Not so Much.

But It was Literally a Piece of Cake! It took exactly 8 minutes, and it is working perfectly!

So- an award, a renewed Laptop, 4 movies to watch, a hot weekend coming up (temperature wise) with NO PLANS....my goodness, what more could a man ask for!

(And realistically EXPECT to get) after 27- almost 28 years of marriage! LOL!

LIFE IS GOOD!!!!

Baby, can you try and fix my laptop tonight?

DAMMIT, NOW??????,  "Absolutely Sweeeti!"

"Did you fix it yet?"
IT'S BEEN 5 MINUTES GIMME A BREAK,    "Almost done punkin'"!

"How about now?"

OMG That gun is close by,  "Yes, baby, I'm done!"

"What did you have to do to it?

HE HE HE!!!! here we go!!!!

Well first I had to obtain a Phillips, Left Handed thread rotationally angled aluminum alloy,
I got a Phillips Screwdriver and took out two screws!

Then I disconnected the top plate, disengaged the cable from the Motherboard, unhinged the banter coupling, and reinstalled the Circuit Switch modulator!
I took out two screws, pried up the keyboard without breaking it and got lucky an connected the new one in 2 minutes, without knowing what I was doing!

Oh, my hero!
"What the hell took you so long-we've had the keyboard for a week now!"

No problem Sweeti, glad I could be of service!
Now leave me alone so I can finish watching this Japanese movie called Cadaver! It only got one star so it has to be awesome!!!!

AIN'T LOVE GRAND! AND HONEST  !!!!!!

She truly is an awesome lady! No strikeouts or snide comments on this one!!!!!


JMc