THE PASTORS NEW TEETH--I'M SO GONNA DIE FOR POSTING THIS!
YELLOW REFLECTIONS- I DON'T KNOW --I'M JUST PLAYING AROUND!
IT WAS POSTED ORIGINALLY IN REGULAR COLOR FOR SHADOW SHOT SUNDAY
| You know, there are some things that you just never think about .........… like Mt. |
AND THE REASON I WILL GET KILLED IS BELOW!
THE PREACHER'S TEETH!
A minister had all of his remaining teeth pulled out. New dentures were being made.
The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. On the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes.
The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. On the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes.
When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded this way:
“The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk. The second Sunday, my new dentures were hurting me a lot. The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures...and I couldn't shut up.”
“The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk. The second Sunday, my new dentures were hurting me a lot. The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures...and I couldn't shut up.”
MY NEW INVENTION- TRYING IT ON MY WIFE-- NOT HER PIC!!
AND HERE ARE THE CLOUDS AS TROPICAL STORM LEE WAS LEAVING SC!!!
THEY JUST LOOKED DIFFERENT!!!!
BUH BYE LEE! SEE THE LITTLE FACE IN THE BOTTOM CLOUD?
AND I SWEAR THE OBJECTS DID NOT APPEAR CLOSER THAN THEY REALLY WERE!
AND I ALSO SWEAR THE GENTLEMAN WAS ON THE RIGHT HAND SIDE!
MUST BE THE CAMERA!!!
AND YOU'D THINK WALLY WORLD WOULD SPELL IT'S WORDS CORRECTLY!
GNIVIL ROODTUO--
YLLAER???????
LOVE YOU ALL!
JMc
what a terrific post!
ReplyDeletelove all those photos.
they are so interesting and brilliant!
have a great day!
I hope you don't die for posting that, John. :) And that's why I am Presbyterian - you get the 15 minute sermon. Sometimes it's less than that. :)
ReplyDeleteBeautiful clouds!
Dude you have got to stop making me laugh when the old lady is awake...it makes me have to answer to many questions.
ReplyDeleteBy the way where does one get that zipper installed at?
I love clouds. The white fluffy ones anyway. With blue sky around them.
ReplyDeleteYou have an unusual angle with your camera.
I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures...and I couldn't shut up - You were right to be worried, consider yourself slapped for this one.
ReplyDeleteSlapped that is for making me laugh so much.
I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures...and I couldn't shut up - You were right to be worried, consider yourself slapped for this one.
ReplyDeleteSlapped that is for making me laugh so much.
I don't see a face, but I see a little alien! (a cloud one, not a real one)
ReplyDeleteBeautiful sky shots!!! And the preacher's teeth just blew me away. LOL Oh, and not to mention the back side of Mt. Rushmore. What a hoot.
ReplyDeleteThanks for visiting...come back any time.
Betty-- How kind--hope it made you smile and thanks so much for stopping by!!
ReplyDeleteRegards,
John
Lynn- LOL!!!!! Our Preacher one day said he wore his watch--everyone clapped--then he said--BUT I CAN'T TELL TIME--We just settled in!
John
Mark--it's a chain called STHU-- I'll try to get you the real name--LOL! I love getting you in trouble! AS IF I could!
BBB,
J
Jeannie-- It's because I fall down a lot! Thanks...and those white fluffy clouds aren't as common as the used to be. These reminded me of childhood days in FL. Course we had more tropical like weather from both coasts there too!
Thanks Young Lady,
Much Love,
John
Petty-- I take the slap as long as you laughed!!! I truly think men talk as much if not more than women--He said with his fingers crossed, bracing for another slap!
Have a super Weekend! And you didn't have to slap me twice- LOL!
J
Kelly--that's it! I think--A little tiny dude-dudette, right in the middle! I used to love to lay back in FL and see things in those white fluffy clouds...we don't get them as much as we used to--that's why I thing these caught my eye!
Hugs,
John
Anni--I'll be back!!!! Real life just got in the way for a bit!!!
Thanks for such kind words!
Glad you liked the post!
Hugs and Love,
John