Saturday, September 8, 2007

COLLEGE FOOTBALL!!! DUH- IT'S SATURDAY!!!



OK- BOY WHAT A CHANCE I'M TAKING. THE YEAR- 1971- THE OCCASION- MY FIRST RECRUITING TRIP TO THE UNIVERSITY OF SOUTH CAROLINA. THEY FLEW ME UP TO SEE THE STADIUM- I GOTZ A PICTURE TOOKED WITH 2- TWO- TEW- CHEARLEADERS- THE DARK HEADEDED ONE AND I ACTUALLY DATED A COUPLE YEARS LATER!

HER NAME WAS SUZY AND SHE WAS ONE OF THE NICEST, DECENT AND FUNNY WOMEN I HAVE EVER HAD THE PLEASURE TO MEET. AND NO - WE DID NOT!!!!!

AS YOU CAN TELL- I WAS THE ULTIMATE DORK. I USED TO PRAY FOR STRAIGHT HAIR. THE TOOTH ON THE UPPER LEFT WAS SILVER!!!! YEP--SILVER BEFORE IT WAS EVEN COOL IN DA HOOD. WHAT- YOU THINK I COULD AFFORD GOLD IN HIGH SCHOOL??? IT WAS A TEMPORARY ONE- (UNTIL I STOPPED GROWING- LOL- FOR A TOOTH I KNOOCKED OUT WHEN I DOVE OFF THE INDIANS ROCKS FISHING PIER AND LANDED IN WAIST DEEP WATER. BY ALL ACCOUNTS I SHOULD BE DEAD OR AT LEAST PARALYZED.

CHECK OUT THOSE SNAPPY ZAPATOS!!! --- CHOOZE (SHOES- FOR HAMMER- LOL) AND MOST EVERYONE CEPT MRS SCARLET LOL!

YOU TALK ABOUT AN EXCITING VISIT- FROM PODUNK PLANT CITY FLORIDA- TO MY FIRST TRIP ON A BIG OL JET AIRLINER- (THEY TOOK ME TO A NEIL DIAMOND CONCERT-) THAT WAS WHEN SONG SUNG BLUE CAME OUT!!!! KEG PARTY-- KEG PARTY-- AND KEG PARTY! THEY SAY I HAD FUN!

OK- LET THE CHIDING AND KIDDING BEGIN!!!!!

GO GAMECOCKS- OH- YES- I DID COME BACK MY SENIOR YEAR ON ANOTHER TRIP- (YOU ARE ALLOWED 2) AND SIGNED A 4 YEAR FOOTBALL SCHOLARSHIP WITH THEM. I SUCKED! (QUARTERBACK AND I WASN'T WORTH A PLUG NICKLE!!! lol)

JOHN

8 comments:

  1. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH I LOVE COLLEGE FOOTBALL......fainted four times this week :(

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  2. We TIVO'd the game so we could take Brady to the vet. He gained 10 lbs., doubling his weight in 2 1/2 weeks. Scary!!

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  3. KAYLEE- GET WELL!!

    SCARLET- HOPE HE'S OK- PLEASE LET ME KNOW THE OUTCOME!

    J

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  4. hahahahh I willl... I am doing ok so far today :P

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  5. You are so funny in the way you write things. I can practically hear you talking. I love a good sense of humor and you certainly have one.

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  6. John, you bad-ass! Look at you all pimped out in them chooze, sporting silver teeth and posing with two, that's riiight, count 'em, TWO home girls...one of which you had a flaming affair with.

    You go, guy! P. Witty, that's who you is! You know what I'm sayin'?? Yeah, you got it, ace boss gangsta boy bra cousin home skillet! You know what I'm talkin' 'bout! :)

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  7. LOL Guys!!!

    I knew I'd catch H if I put that up!

    chrysalis angel: Thank you so much. Sometimes I ramble on but I really appreciate the compliment. Thanks for coming by! I too believe a sense of Humor is Critical to making it in this world. Especially being able to laugh about YOURSELF!!!
    THanks again!

    scarlet: New site is moving along- just go to my profile and you can see the start of it. Beyond Belief was taken so I just added and s so It's Beyond Beliefs- I still think that works! I'm going to add some tools like the Bible way links in case some want to look up any words, definitions or scriptures it will be right there on a link for them and then we'll just launch it off and get started!!!

    I thank you so much for all the support on this! I don't think I would have done it without you pushing me. And seaspray and elle bee are grerat supporters too. But your posts have really- honestly kepy me on tract!!! Thanks!!!
    p.witty--LMAO!!!!!
    J

    Poopsie- That's me darlin- a hunk a hunk a burnin'dork- LOL!!!!!

    J

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