Friday, September 14, 2007

THE WIZARD/ THE DRYING OF THE POND











THE CONTINUED EVAPORATION OF THE POND


We are supposed to get between 1 and 3 inches of rain today. Our little pond with the snakes has shrunk to a mud puddle- see before and today Pics! It's so dry- there are Mushrooms growing there now! Don't forget to read the little joke after the pics and visit Shhh_God's Talking!


The Alabama preacher said to his congregation,"Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family."

No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."

Again all was quiet.

Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."

The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared!

THIS IS EXACTLY THE TYPE OF STUFF YOU WILL NOT FIND- AT SHHH- God's Talking.

8 comments:

  1. What's up with the first two pictures? Where did you find those cinnamon rolls?? They look a little stale to me.

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  2. LOL!!!

    Shrooms- man magic Shrooms- the Colors- red, green, yellow, blue, I can HEAR them all!

    J

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  3. SNAKES THEY BE MY LADY! HOW ARE YOU DOING POOPSIE? FEELING OK?
    I WANT A LOL CAKE! RED VELVET IF YOU PLEASE!

    j

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  4. U got that close to take a pic of snakes. Ewww no. That first pic looks like a honey bun. Mmmmm honey bun.

    I'm good. Baby Bump getting bigger and enjoying the fact that I can now run the hubs out of the room with the PPPF (paint pealing pregnant farts)

    Ha!

    We go tomorrow to hear the heartbeat.

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  5. sacrlet- Cinnamon rolls tasted like crap and I'm now seeing that bug on my knee as well as the Keebler Elves- singing- "You sexy Thing" over and over again!!!

    chtysalis- yeah- "Funny"- cause you didn't EAT one! LOL- however, there is ONE LEFT!!!!!! Grin!!!!

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