Sunday, September 2, 2007

I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE...THIS IS FUNNY STUFF RIGHT HERE.....




"EXPOSITUM GENETALIA" ZAP!!!!!-
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THE NEW ANTI-TREATMENT CURSE FROM BERTIEBOTS ALCHEMISTS AND PHARMACEUTICALS- No more bothersome HogWarts from HERMIONE- Whooda Thunk? She looked so-----Clean- But what-dya expect from a Mud Blood?


SOUTHERN HOT DOG COOKER


This award-winning photograph of the recent flood waters
rising in Ireland captures the horror and suffering there. Keep
these people in your thoughts and prayers.




I TRIED NOT TO POST IT--BUT I HAD TO!!!!!

Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie , whose dog had recently died.

"You know," Mom said, "it's not your fault that the dog died.

He's probably up in heaven right now, having a grand old time with God."

Susie , still crying, said, "What would God want with a dead dog?"




Kinda like the one with the dead Seagull on the beach..... ;)




WHY WE SPLIT UP

She told me we couldn't afford beer at $25.00 a case anymore and I'd
have to quit drinking.

Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, and I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't.

She said she needed the make up to look pretty for me.

I told her that's what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.....



6 comments:

  1. GREAT THEY THINK I HAVE CRACKED RIBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!:(

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  2. Awesome! Your comment on the harry potter one was priceless!

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  3. Some of these were so good I shared them with the family...

    The funny thing is - we put our dog down a few weeks ago - my son's girlfriend's little girl was quite distraught and said virtually the same thing

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  4. snicker-snort ! Ah John, your dry sense of humor just made me laugh out loud !!!

    Have a great Labor Day tomorrow !

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  5. I want that hotdog cooker. They have them on ebay.

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  6. kaylee- You could have one of my ribs but I already gave God one for my wife! I sure am sorry you are having such a tough time- keep visiting but try not to laugh OK? OK? I see that smile- don't laugh!!! Grab that coughing Bear and hold him tight! There--that's better.

    Feel better soon!!!

    J


    Hammer- thanks man- that one just rolled right out and felt right- you know the kind I mean--I know ya DO!!!! ;) LOL- Appreciate it Man!!

    J



    jeannie- so sorry about the loss- I even debated about putting that up. We have put Two special ones and several Cats down so I jknow that gut wrenching feeling. We had no little ones to deal with however. I know that is part of life and I've heard it helps the children understand- but I don't see how it could be very easy!! My heart goes out to you and Yours---Really good to see you again!!!Please came back!

    John


    Annie- I'm so glad I made you laugh. Although I'm not sure if I'm speaking to you right now or not!

    Hmmmmmmm- let me see- OK I am!

    Call me a DORK will ya!!!! LOL- I laughed my butt off when you put that on Mrs Scarlet's site!@!! I knew ya Loved me when ya called me a Dork!!! Have a Great Monday, Loving- say Hi to Mark- Is that Right? and How is the New Kitty getting along with Flopsy?

    DJ lol



    Poopsie- after the comment about my Braves hat, I bent it up all special for you--got it so out of shape I got pissed off and ran over it with the Lawn Mower. My wife bought me that hat! Bout 22 years a go at a Secial OFFICIAL Hotlanta Braves Store. And I go and try to fix it up all purty for ya- cause ya made fun o the Brim---and I had to mulch the damn thing!!!! And I was feelin sorry for ya bout the Lightning Tree! Well I'm glad the damn thing got struck! (NOT!)

    Anyway- Hope ya get your Weenies Roasted like ya like em- just bid about 499.99 dollars on that there thing on e-Bay and I'm purt sure you will get it!!!!

    Hatless John


    Blessings to all- Look for the New Blog Site- don't fret we'll keep this one goin as long as we can- but I really feel the need to do what I'm supposed to do on the other one as far as Inspiriation and some teachings go- and to Give back a Little of the Gift(S), God gave me. I do post a lot of things on here that would not fit on the other post. Some will call me hypocritical- I'll call myself Honest and do what I have to do!!!

    They'll have to Deal with it!!!

    John

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