"EXPOSITUM GENETALIA" ZAP!!!!!--
THE NEW ANTI-TREATMENT CURSE FROM BERTIEBOTS ALCHEMISTS AND PHARMACEUTICALS- No more bothersome HogWarts from HERMIONE- Whooda Thunk? She looked so-----Clean- But what-dya expect from a Mud Blood?
SOUTHERN HOT DOG COOKER
This award-winning photograph of the recent flood waters
rising in Ireland captures the horror and suffering there. Keep
these people in your thoughts and prayers.
I TRIED NOT TO POST IT--BUT I HAD TO!!!!!
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie , whose dog had recently died.
"You know," Mom said, "it's not your fault that the dog died.
He's probably up in heaven right now, having a grand old time with God."
Susie , still crying, said, "What would God want with a dead dog?"
Kinda like the one with the dead Seagull on the beach..... ;)
WHY WE SPLIT UP
She told me we couldn't afford beer at $25.00 a case anymore and I'd
have to quit drinking.
Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, and I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't.
She said she needed the make up to look pretty for me.
I told her that's what the beer was for.
I don't think she's coming back.....
GREAT THEY THINK I HAVE CRACKED RIBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!:(
ReplyDeleteAwesome! Your comment on the harry potter one was priceless!
ReplyDeleteSome of these were so good I shared them with the family...
ReplyDeleteThe funny thing is - we put our dog down a few weeks ago - my son's girlfriend's little girl was quite distraught and said virtually the same thing
snicker-snort ! Ah John, your dry sense of humor just made me laugh out loud !!!
ReplyDeleteHave a great Labor Day tomorrow !
I want that hotdog cooker. They have them on ebay.
ReplyDeletekaylee- You could have one of my ribs but I already gave God one for my wife! I sure am sorry you are having such a tough time- keep visiting but try not to laugh OK? OK? I see that smile- don't laugh!!! Grab that coughing Bear and hold him tight! There--that's better.
ReplyDeleteFeel better soon!!!
J
Hammer- thanks man- that one just rolled right out and felt right- you know the kind I mean--I know ya DO!!!! ;) LOL- Appreciate it Man!!
J
jeannie- so sorry about the loss- I even debated about putting that up. We have put Two special ones and several Cats down so I jknow that gut wrenching feeling. We had no little ones to deal with however. I know that is part of life and I've heard it helps the children understand- but I don't see how it could be very easy!! My heart goes out to you and Yours---Really good to see you again!!!Please came back!
John
Annie- I'm so glad I made you laugh. Although I'm not sure if I'm speaking to you right now or not!
Hmmmmmmm- let me see- OK I am!
Call me a DORK will ya!!!! LOL- I laughed my butt off when you put that on Mrs Scarlet's site!@!! I knew ya Loved me when ya called me a Dork!!! Have a Great Monday, Loving- say Hi to Mark- Is that Right? and How is the New Kitty getting along with Flopsy?
DJ lol
Poopsie- after the comment about my Braves hat, I bent it up all special for you--got it so out of shape I got pissed off and ran over it with the Lawn Mower. My wife bought me that hat! Bout 22 years a go at a Secial OFFICIAL Hotlanta Braves Store. And I go and try to fix it up all purty for ya- cause ya made fun o the Brim---and I had to mulch the damn thing!!!! And I was feelin sorry for ya bout the Lightning Tree! Well I'm glad the damn thing got struck! (NOT!)
Anyway- Hope ya get your Weenies Roasted like ya like em- just bid about 499.99 dollars on that there thing on e-Bay and I'm purt sure you will get it!!!!
Hatless John
Blessings to all- Look for the New Blog Site- don't fret we'll keep this one goin as long as we can- but I really feel the need to do what I'm supposed to do on the other one as far as Inspiriation and some teachings go- and to Give back a Little of the Gift(S), God gave me. I do post a lot of things on here that would not fit on the other post. Some will call me hypocritical- I'll call myself Honest and do what I have to do!!!
They'll have to Deal with it!!!
John