Sunday, September 30, 2007


1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve..
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.


  1. The making love one reminded me of something a guy told me once. I'd known him for about an hour when he said (in a heavy Cuban accent), "I'm feeling romantic tonight." I thought, aw, he wants to take me to the beach and look up at the moon... I was so clueless. Now I know what guys really mean when they say they're feeling "romantic." Now that I'm married with children.

  2. Hey, I love your blog.

    I put you on my Blogroll!

  3. emergencyemm- thank you sooo much. I'll swing by yours as well!!!


    scarlett- dang- noe I guess I'm gonna have to come up with a new line! LOL


    Have a great week sis!!!

  4. So true. I had to laugh. I'd be highly suspicious of any male that used the word "romance". hehe


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