Wednesday, September 19, 2007

CHUCKLES- DON'T FORGET THE TELEMARKETER IN POST BELOW- TO GOOD TO MISS!!!

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007

WHEN...





1. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.





2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.



3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.



4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.



5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.



6. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.



7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.



8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) y ears of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.




10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.


11. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.


12. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.


13. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.


14. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.


AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself. Go on, forward this to your friends. You know you want to!! And Yes, I was laughing and I did scroll back to see that there wasn't a #9

6 comments:

  1. Busted !!!!! That was a good one, John ! You made me laugh - AGAIN today !

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  2. I have a cell phone I never turn on and everyone yells at me. ehn

    guilty on many many other charges

    I was thinking of bringing real cards to work to play because I have massive pains in my right arm from mousing so much.

    yes I'm a loser

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  3. HAHAHAHHA LOVE IT AND THANKS FOR BRIGHTENING UP MY DAY EVERY TIME I READ YOUR BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!! I usually read it when i am feeling sick or down:)

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  4. I absolutely Love you guys! What an awesome group of new and growing Friends. I really really mean that! It sure is good to laugh yes?

    Thanks kaylee- you just keep reading and laughing young lady- laughter is indeed the best medicine!

    Love to you all,

    John

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