Wednesday, September 5, 2007
















WHY ARE WOMEN MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN MEN??










Oh sure...you can Google, Wickipedia, ask the Dahli Lama or the Dolly Parton! (You know how you can tell Dolly Parton's Children? They all have stretch marks around their mouths)...]--anyway- why would you ever use any of those inferior sites or resources when you can come to the All in Wonder Blog of the Close Cover Before Stiking School of Answers?

Can you draw this Question Mark ? If you can- you too may have a career in Prognostication and knowing Chit! Please send $25.00 (CASH ONLY).... and I will tell you if you qualify. Stay tuned for more Mysteries of the Universe revealed right here on Full-on Forward.

Answers to questions like, Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together. Why is a shipment by Truck and Cargo by Ship? Why do you drive on the Parkway and park in the driveway? Thank you George Carlin.

Have a great day all!

John

5 comments:

  1. TOO MAYNY QUESTIONS:P FOR A SICK GIRL TO ANSWER:)

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  2. You want answers?? Stay tuned. BEYOND BELIEF is coming your way with your host, the one and only, John El Juan, named after one of the most loving men in the Bible, the man who wrote the most famous words in the Bible: "For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten son, that whoever believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life." -John 3:16

    We're ready for the good stuff! BRING IT ON, JOHN!

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  3. Awesome Scarlet--I'm working on it!!!!!!!

    Thanks!!!

    John

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  4. You've answered so many important questions and the day is still young. Keep up the great work!

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  5. Funny John. :)

    BTW - I am feeling much better now that I got past all of that stuff. :)

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