Sunday, May 23, 2010

CRIME SCENES INVESTIGATIUON: CSI: BUBBA! 4 iNzICs SC !!


CSI BUBBA! A NEW SERIES :

4 iNzICs, SC !!

from the producers of Bubba Goes Viral , & yes it was Herpes.

AS ALWAYS I WILL NEED YOUR HELP SOLVED- ING THE FOLLOWING CRIME SCENE--ALL POSTULATIONS WILL BE CONSIDERED.
Everyone is guilty until I say otherwise--even YOU!

The show opens with a picture of Larry- the Telephone pole on the way to my mailbox. You must admit that a LOT OF CHIT happens on the way to my mailbox....but there are several routes. I'll draw a map!

Anyway--his real name is:
But he asked me to call him Larry--after Larry the Cable Guy is my guess? But Larry stands silent vigil and sees most everything. We have nothing better to do in the South than to name our poles!

Heff- shut up! Zip it- Zip- Ah- Na--Zip.....


THE CASE OF THE BLACK GLOVE!
or 
(Whip ME, Beat ME, Make ME, Write Bad Checks!) 
Is An Abortion in Russia- a Canceled Czech?


On the way back I saw Michael Jackson's alter ego in the Pine Woods...well at least a remnant of him---A SINGLE BLACK GLOVE!!!!
Definitely Out of place! & then I saw the CORD! D minor! I'm still looking for D major cord; I think it's in Hallelujah!

Right Handed?  Beats ALL I've ever seen.........!  Heff.........!!!

Not only Cord--but tied in a Noose! This is not natural Animal Behavior, even in the Deep South! Something happened here! But que???? (For diversity..........que?  que knot?)

Notice the second noose on the left, almost out of frame....--and all of this in such close pri, proxi proxe, REAL NEAR each other.

kNot- Typical!

Threw me for a Loop! What happened here! I needed to go back to my ABC's. (Song reference free).

Gratuitous arranged pic for dramatic effect--cue THRILLER! Oh She's Bad-alright!

I had some Sailors' exam the glove. They said it was not Seamen- probably Special Forces!!
(Blue-glow TV effect pic)- again for dramatic effect-suggested by A-Rod. 
ALEX RODRIQUEZ OK!

I walked off,  (a lesser Investigator would have missed this)--instinctively I turned around--(I heard a car horn)..and looked up...cars are always in the tops of Pine Trees...and saw it!

The Broken Branch overhung the exact spot of the Glove and the Ties that Bind!

NOBODY---err  NO BODY, was Found......YET!!!!!!

OK FOLKS! WHAT IS YOUR THEORY????- Yes--send others by--this may go International!

I HAVEN'T A CLUE AND LARRY IS NOT TALKING! Why--because he is a pole--Duhhhh!

JMc