Monday, February 7, 2011

HOW NOT TO ATTRACT OR KEEP READERS!


HOW NOT TO ATTRACT OR KEEP READERS!

OR: GOTTA RUN DO REAL WORLD STUFF AND THIS IS THE BEST I COULD DO RIGHT NOW.

USE SOMEONE ELSE'S CARTOON TO WHINE ABOUT THE WEATHER.



USE SOMEONE ELSE'S E-MAILED PAPER CUT OUT THINGY TO PUT SOMEONE ELSE DOWN!



IF, YOU DECIDE TO RETURN I PROMISE TO HAVE MUCH MORE MEANINGFUL AND POWERFUL LIFE IMPACTING POSTS, FULL OF VISUAL DELIGHTS AND WORD PLAY THAT WILL HAVE YOU HUNTING FOR YOUR THESUR, TESSARU, THESARO, DICTIONARY!

OR NOT!

BONUS PIC! MY BESTEST BUDDY BOB! AN IDIOT ABROAD!
IT'S CALLED A FISH, BUBBA. I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT YOU HAD YOUR LINE IN THE WATER FOR!!!! SHEESH- JUST THROW IT BACK.!

He and I have hunted and Fished since the early 70's so This is a one in a million shot!
What an expression, huh?



OH: AND THE WINNER OF THE COMMENT ON CAPdatPIC POST-CLICK LINK,  A FEW POSTS BACK!  

RIOT KITTY--OMG!  THAT ONE WAS HARD TO SWALLOW- ar ar,

AND MARK, aka TWM, FOR "THE HOUSE PLUGGED INTO MY HOUSE" ONE for the plug picture.

ALL WERE AWESOME!!!

YOU'LL HAVE TO GO BACK TO COMMENTS TO SEE WHAT WAS POSTED!

JMc

10 comments:

  1. I have to wonder what's going through his mind as he looks at that fish. But, hey...anyone who hunts and fishes can't be all bad!
    :)

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  2. I missed the picture caption post!

    Ah well, can't win em all.

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  3. See what I mean? Even when you have nothing to talk about, you come up with a good post! You are so darn random funny!!!

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  4. Did you say Bob was an idiot AND a broad? Isn't that kind of mean?

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  5. I win, I win! It's a major award! ;)

    I *love* the cartoon and the newspaper clipping cracked me up!

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  6. When you wrote "What an expression," were you talking about Bob or the fish?
    Love to you, John.
    xoRobyn

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  7. Now I have to go back and look at Bob's expression, the one on the fish was priceless :)

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  8. YOU GUYS ARE NUTS!!!!! AND I LOVE YOU!!!

    Kelly-- His is one smart cookie--I just happened to catch that pic! Glad you liked it!!!

    J


    Jeannie-- KEEP UP GIRL!! LOL--There will be another one!

    You are da best!

    Love ya,

    J


    Pat-- "deep bow" Thanks Buddy! Random acts of funniness are best paid forward--Now do your part!!-as if you don't on every post!!!

    Thanks my Friend,

    J


    middle child--LMBO!!!!! Love it!!!!
    You get Hugs for that one!!!

    J

    Riot Kitty-- You crack me up every single post you do! Glad I could repay one, in kind!!

    Your prize is in the mail-- (Hey guys--wonder how many days she will go to mailbox looking for it?)

    ahem....Glad I have the RK Invisible font!!

    Thanks my Dear!

    J


    Robyn--You jes ain't rite in da haid!

    I LOVE YOU BACK!!!!

    Great one!!

    J


    Jimmy-- LOL--Now I have to go back and look at the dang FISH!!!!

    High Five Bro!

    J

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  9. That newspaper cutting cracked me up. I thought the one place to make sure you don't dress up to go to is Wal-Mart. Mind you I still wear my bling.

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  10. jOE---lmbo!!!! dON'T BE SURPRISED IF YOU WIND UP ON WALMART PEOPLE--BECAUSE OF DA BLING!

    BLESSINGS BRO!

    j

    Whoops--you got a CLA!! Caps Lock Affliction strikes 1-4 Bloggers that can't type!

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