ORIGINAL SIN
Courtesy Schochet via Internet
I AM SO BUMMED. MOST OF MY PICS WERE COMPLETELY UNUSABLE FROM THE FOOTBALL REUNION. I HAVE MANY OTHERS BEING SENT TO ME--SO WILL SHARE WHEN I GET THEM!
SO IN THE MEANTIME:
WOODPECKER CONDO'S IN FL.
BRANCHING OUT ?, LEAVING THE NEST ?, FLYING THE COOP ?/ SPACIOUS 1 & 2 BEDROOM CONDO'S OVERLOOKING: STUFF UNDER THE TREE.
MUST SEE TO APPRECIATE.
PRE-PECKED HOLES-FULLY FURNISHED WITH MOSS, WITH DOWN LINING THROUGHOUT. GRUBS W/IN 2 MINUTES.
FLY IN CLOSETS.
NO PILEATED WOODPECKERS PLEASE!
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
PIC OF WOODPECKER COURTESY OF INTERNET- CONDOS-MINE!
ROGAINE ACIDENT!!!!!
OR WHY SHAVING IS ALMOST MANDATORY!
NOW "THAT'S A KNIFE!" ONE MORE BOWL AND I CAN "DO THIS!!"
AND NOW............
AND AN INTERACTIVE FUN TIME: PLEASE, PAUSE ON TOAD BEFORE SCROLLING DOWN,
LICK THE TOAD ON YOUR MONITOR AND SCROLL DOWN TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS! SERIOUSLY--REALLY LICK IT!
GO AHEAD- DO IT CHICKEN!!!!
NOW SCROLL DOWN
COOL--NOW WASN'T THAT WORTH IT??
NOW
CLEAN MONITOR & PROCEED!!
AND ONE MORE:
CAN YOU SOLVE THIS PUZZLE W/O CHEATING?
READ CAREFULLY!
88% OF ALL 6TH GRADERS CAN SOLVE IT--ONLY 38% OF ADULTS OVER 25 WERE ABLE TO !
You are riding on a beautiful white horse.
On your left side is a drop off.
On your right side are several ostriches being chased by a lion.
In front of you are four large gazelles which won't get out of your way and you can't seem to overtake them.
On your left side is a drop off.
On your right side are several ostriches being chased by a lion.
In front of you are four large gazelles which won't get out of your way and you can't seem to overtake them.
Behind you is a stampede of horses.
What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation ?
What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation ?
For the answer click and drag your mouse from star to star.*
* Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round. *
&
QUIT LICKING TOADS!
WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR FREE. GOSH YOU ARE A TOUGH CROWD!!!
LOVE YOU ALL!
JMc
You crack me up, John :)
ReplyDeleteHa I licked a toad waaaaay back when and till haven't gotten off that merry go round.
ReplyDeleteOh that's a good one John.
ReplyDeleteAnd that's a cool trick with the highlighting too.
Hahahah!! I had to look at the answer! (and of course then it made perfect sense)
ReplyDeleteRK-- Back att ya! What a Team we would be!!!!
ReplyDeleteHUgs,
J
Mark--Why the heck does THAT NOT SURPRISE ME ONE BIT??? :_). You feelin better Bro?
J
Jeannie-- Thanks--Ribbit! I thought the color was weird, but knew I could use it one day! THANKS!!!
Love ya,
J
Kelly- I had to look up the answer too--but I just figured it was the Toad!! Thanks,
Hugs!
John