Tuesday, February 8, 2011

DRINKING IN THE SHADOWS: THE FULL STORY!

 
DRINKING IN THE SHADOWS: THE FULL STORY!
 
TO FOLLOW UP-HERE IS THE SERIES OF SHADOW DRINKING. I DON'T DRINK AT ALL: BUT I MIGHT START BECAUSE OF THIS NEW STUDY!
 

 
 I FOUND THE BOTTLE!

 CAN I DRINK IT--I HAD TO TRY.
 IT WORKED...SHADOW DRINKING IS POSSIBLE!

 I BALANCED A STICK ON A SHADOW!

 THEN I HELD A STICK IN MY SHADOW HAND--FEELING NEW FOUND POWER! 
TURNS OUT IT WAS GAS!

 SHOULD I GO THAT WAY (LEAVING THE REAL STICK BEHIND....) 
HOW DID HE DO THAT THEY GASPED???

 OR THAT WAY--I WAS AT A CROSSROADS..... THEN I LEARNED:
 
 
 
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. 
Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. 
 
That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!



Kinda makes you proud to be an American!
SO GET THE LEAD OUT AND START WALKING!

 AND THAT IS A- OK WITH ME!

I TOOK MY DUCK. HE QUACKS ME UP, AND IF I BUY SOMETHING, I JUST PUT IT ON HIS BILL! 

HEY--I WAS DRINKING OK! I NEVER SAID IT WAS GOOD!

JMc
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11 comments:

  1. JeannieFebruary 8, 2011 at 5:59 PM

    Oh you are ON today! Love your shadows.

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  2. Pat TillettFebruary 8, 2011 at 6:55 PM

    I'm switching to that high octane fuel. I might get worse mileage, but at least I'll get to where I'm going in a hurry...

    funny one John!

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  3. JimmyFebruary 8, 2011 at 9:03 PM

    Now I'm going to try the shadow drinking, wonder how many MPG I can get from drinking shadows.

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  4. Full-On-ForwardFebruary 8, 2011 at 9:23 PM

    Jeannie-- Thanks my friend!! Hugs and Love,

    J


    Pat-- I just don't want to go Electric--I'm scared of where the PLUG might go!!!

    Thanks Buddy!


    J



    Jimmy-- LMBO-- Let me know? You may end up in Lexington!!!!

    Call me if'n you do!

    J

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  5. KellyFebruary 8, 2011 at 9:25 PM

    What an entertaining series of shadows! I'm impressed with your stick balancing talent.

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  6. Full-On-ForwardFebruary 8, 2011 at 9:31 PM

    Kelly-- THANKS!! I only wish I could remember it!

    Have a great week and weekend!!

    J

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  7. Riot KittyFebruary 9, 2011 at 1:16 AM

    I hear shadow drinking has a lot fewer calories ;)

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  8. Full-On-ForwardFebruary 9, 2011 at 2:02 AM

    RK--Yep--and it's much cheaper...but when you throw up!! OMG!

    :-)

    J

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  9. the walking manFebruary 9, 2011 at 6:18 AM

    I think you were a bit shadowtoxicated.

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  10. CloudiaFebruary 9, 2011 at 1:25 PM

    Great post!!!!!


    Aloha from Honolulu
    Comfort Spiral

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  11. Full-On-ForwardFebruary 9, 2011 at 3:08 PM

    Mark-- I am but a shadow of my former self--buuuurrp!

    J


    Cloudia-- Thanks young Lady!!

    HFSC!

    J

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Incredibly smart relies:

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