ONE FLU- OVER THE CUCKOOS NEST!
ACHOO--INAUSPICIOUS START..... THEN MILD BODY ACHES, SORE THROT, BLOCKED UP NOSE.
DRAINAGE, SWALLOWING SNOT, NAUSEA: FROM SWALLOWING SNOT, BODY NOW HURTS!
NO NEED FOR MEDS....... YET!
YEP--GOT THE FLU SHOT-SO IT'S PROBABLY A "MILD" CASE.
NOT WHINING--JUST THE "FAX" MA'AM !
PROGRESSED TO, NOW I
FEEL LIKE
SORRY-BUT I HAD TO TAKE THIS TO VET--IN A FREAKIN' WHEELBARROW!
STUPID DOG!
"HE ALWAYS BLAMES THIS kinda CRAP ON ME...AND HE RUNS ME OUT OF THE ROOM!"
MY
MY
HURT!
I'M SO
BUT I CAN'T SLEEP.....
THIS DID NOT HELP.........
ATE ONE OF THESE.... HEARD IT WOULD HELP.....
NOW VISION LOOKS LIKE THIS.....
STOMACH IS SO MESSED UP NOW--(SEE SWALLOWING SNOT..)
SO I SAW THIS........
BRILLIANT IDEA---------????????? SEE IT COMING?
TRIED IT..... MY BUTT HURTS EVEN TO SHINE A FLASHLIGHT ON IT! I KNOW---TMI!!! IT'S A BUTT LIGHT..... SHOULDA STUCK WITH CHARMIN........
SO I DECIDED TO SIT IN A BOWL OF HAGGEN, HAGENDS, HAAAGEN,
BEN & JERRY'S
BUTTER
CRUNCH!
SO NOW I'M
WAITING ON THIS
MAYBE I'LL FEEL BETTER IN AN HOUR!
MEDICAL CONCLUSION:
THE FLU SUX!
AT LEAST IT ISN'T THE
FLU!
WOULD YOU LIKE A LITTLE CHEESE...WITH THIS WHINE?
THANK YOU PHARMACY AT WALLY WORLD-FOR THE EXPOSURE!
SHOULDA, COULDA, WOULDA, PICKED UP SOME MILD OTC MEDS IF I HAD KNOWN!
BUT THE GOOD STUFF IS LOCKED UP IN A VAULT:
BUT THE GOOD STUFF IS LOCKED UP IN A VAULT:
THANK YOU METH HEAD TRAILER TRASH FOR CAUSING THE LOCK UP OF:
SUDAFED!
THAT'S WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU BRING A LAWSUIT AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT.....TICK...TICK.....SOME OF YOU ARE JUST NOW GETTING IT....LIKE THE FLU- IT CREEPS UP ON YOU.
SAY A LITTLE
FOR ME! (OK-THAT WAS A STRETCH).....
IT'S THE FEVER..... YEAH--I BLAME THIS POST ON THAT!
WIFE NOW LOOKS LIKE THIS FOR PROTECTION...AND SHE HAD IT FIRST!
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY--YOU SEXY THANG!
JMc
THIS MAY HAVE TO LAST A DAY OR TWO!!!
ACHOO....OMG , ACCIDENT!
"NO BABY, I SWEAR..--IT WAS THE DOG" !!!!!! HOPE--BAD...OUTSIDE NOW!!!!
SEE JIMMY'S POST ON LITTLE "WHITE" LIES!
I get the same reaction from my flu shot...but then I sleep a lot anyway.
ReplyDeleteMark-- This one really hurt this year! Must be the extra stuff they pit in it for Bird, Swine, Caterpillar, etc!!
ReplyDeleteJ
I was laughing from the "flu-over the cuckoo nest." Good one. As for flu shots, didn't get one.
ReplyDeletePoor you. I got the shot and so far so good. Course, I don't get out much so fewer germs.
ReplyDeleteI tried to buy Sudafed in the States once and they wouldn't let me because I didn't have American I.D.
Really? One package of Sudafed? I've got my passport. I'm a freakin old lady - definitely don't look like a meth head.
Oh well.
This is just a minor inconvenience--I am just a whimp. I rarely get this kind of sick!
ReplyDeleteThanks for CATCHING the title!! U Da Man!
J
Jeannie-- It's about the only thing I can take that doesn't send my heart into 300 mph!
ReplyDeleteNow I can't take nuttin!
J
I miss Sudafed. The pharmacy is never open when I need it.
ReplyDeleteYikes!!! Get well!!!!!!!!!!! My medicine of choice is TheraFlu -- it works!
ReplyDeletebahhhahahhhahha...(oh so sorry butt this is too funny;)
ReplyDeleteAnd nope...I NEVER get the flu shot;)
Ever!
Hope you get feeling better sooner than later!!:))
No flu shot for me either, the Doc has been trying to talk me into it for years but it seems the ones in my family who get the shot are sicker than I ever get--knocking wood as I type.
ReplyDeleteIt's OK to blame it on the dog John because here at my house the dog seems to blame it on me.
So sorry to hear you're feeling puny. At least you still have your sense of humor!
ReplyDeleteThey lock up my favorite OTC med, too. Advil Cold & Sinus. I feel like a criminal when I try to buy it.
Jen-- It is a clean- low side effect med- that works!
ReplyDeleteJ
Kay--it really does--I just used the last two-Plop Plop fizz, fizz Alka Seltzer Cold! I'm NOT going back to Wally World yet!
J
Dawn-- I think being OUT of medicine for the last two years has lowered my bodies resistance!
Glad you smiled!!! AT MY EXPENSE!!!!! ;_)
J
Jimmy- to Flu or Not to Flu--it is always a personal decision!
As for our Dog-I think it's a conspiracy!
Love ya guys!!
J
Kelly--have to laugh to keep from crying! :-). I hear ya about the criminal approach. You'd think this stuff was Oxycontin or Morphine or something!!!!
Thanks for the sweet comment!
J