Saturday, May 14, 2011

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED ON CAP DAT PIC!
OUR WAITRESS ASKED ME FOR MY ORDER AND I ORDERED ONE GRIT, BEING THE SMART A-BUTT I AM!  SHE SAID , SO YOU WANT A SIDE OF GRITS, AND I SAID NO MAAM, JUST ONE.
THE PIC WAS OF ME CUTTING THE GRIT IN 1/2 AND SAVING THE OTHER 1/2 FOR LATER.
YES I'M IN THE THIRD GRADE- BUT AS YOU CAN TELL: IT WAS AN HARRY MET SALLY O-RGASMIC GRIT!
THANKS ALL FOR PLAYING ALONG! 
THE ORIGINAL FRIDAY NIGHT GROUP PRIOR TO THE PICNIC THAT SATURDAY! 

7 comments:

  1. A single grit?? John, you're too funny!

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  2. I don't even know what a grit is! :D

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  3. Kelly--fuuny---ehhhh-CHEAP-Yes LOL!!!

    Joe- It's definitely a Southern thang--it's finely stone ground corn. I think??

    J

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  4. So did the diet work? ;)

    I love it when people make me laugh. That really is important to the quality of life, don't you think? (Along with DQ...)

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  5. I may have tried grits once. Don't recall loving it. One would be enough.

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  6. I had to cap the pic before I read the truth. But the truth is one lone grit is still one nasty lone grit too many.

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  7. RK--Amen my sister! Love you!!!! You always make my side hurt! And that's a GOOD THING!

    J


    Jeannie-- They grow on ya--they are best first tied 1/2 nekkid, drunk at a Waffle House at 4:00 in the morning. It helps get the taste of that Tequila out of your mouth right before you hurl! LOL

    I do think you have to start early in childhood.

    J


    Marrk--You damn Yankee- just cuz ya won da war don't mean ya cain't eats da food! LOL

    BBB

    J

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Incredibly smart relies: