WHAT REALLY HAPPENED ON CAP DAT PIC!
OUR WAITRESS ASKED ME FOR MY ORDER AND I ORDERED ONE GRIT, BEING THE SMART A-BUTT I AM! SHE SAID , SO YOU WANT A SIDE OF GRITS, AND I SAID NO MAAM, JUST ONE.
THE PIC WAS OF ME CUTTING THE GRIT IN 1/2 AND SAVING THE OTHER 1/2 FOR LATER.
YES I'M IN THE THIRD GRADE- BUT AS YOU CAN TELL: IT WAS AN HARRY MET SALLY O-RGASMIC GRIT!
THANKS ALL FOR PLAYING ALONG!
A single grit?? John, you're too funny!
ReplyDeleteI don't even know what a grit is! :D
ReplyDeleteKelly--fuuny---ehhhh-CHEAP-Yes LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteJoe- It's definitely a Southern thang--it's finely stone ground corn. I think??
J
So did the diet work? ;)
ReplyDeleteI love it when people make me laugh. That really is important to the quality of life, don't you think? (Along with DQ...)
I may have tried grits once. Don't recall loving it. One would be enough.
ReplyDeleteI had to cap the pic before I read the truth. But the truth is one lone grit is still one nasty lone grit too many.
ReplyDeleteRK--Amen my sister! Love you!!!! You always make my side hurt! And that's a GOOD THING!
ReplyDeleteJ
Jeannie-- They grow on ya--they are best first tied 1/2 nekkid, drunk at a Waffle House at 4:00 in the morning. It helps get the taste of that Tequila out of your mouth right before you hurl! LOL
I do think you have to start early in childhood.
J
Marrk--You damn Yankee- just cuz ya won da war don't mean ya cain't eats da food! LOL
BBB
J