OF PROGRAMMERS & ENGINEERS!
This is a story which is perfectly logical to all Programmers and Engineers
A wife asks her engineer husband,
"Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of
milk, and if they have eggs, get
6."
A short time later the husband comes
back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why the heck did you
buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had
eggs."
3,2,1.......BOOM!
I GOT NOTHING ELSE TODAY BUT A BLANK SLATE!
IT'S OFFICIALLY SUMMER WHEN THE IRISH CLOVER BLOOMS- GONNA BE 98 HERE TOMORROW--IN MAY!!!!! 6 DAYS OF 90 DEGREE PLUS WEATHER!
PALE PERFECTION
I CANNOT KILL THIS PLANT--IT'S BEEN IN THE SAME EXPOSED POT FOR 11 YEARS- IN 104 DEGREE HEAT AND 7 DEGREE COLD! NO FERTILIZER, NO CARE--JUST LOVE!
MAGNOLIA SPIDER (WEB)- THIS IS A RESCUE FROM THE WOODS THAT WILL BE GOING TO NEW PLACE SOON!
THIS STARTED AS TWO LIMBS WITH 3 LEAVES ON EACH ABOUT 4 INCHES TALL! WHAT A FIND HUH?
MARESEATOATESANDDOESEATOATSANDLITTLELAMBSEATIVY!
SOME OF THIS WILL BE TRAVELING AS WELL!
LIZARD LOUNGE--THEY LOVE IT!
SOME OF THIS WILL BE TRAVELING AS WELL!
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| JETHRO TULL IVY---THICK AS A BRICK! |
LOVE YOU ALL
JMc
If I were just a tad smaller i could lay on that brick in 98 degrees and love it too.
ReplyDeleteI would have done the same thing as the engineer, not because I am educated just well trained to listen!
akiddleativytoowouldntyou?
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I'd love a magnolia. I don't think we get the real thing here but I could be wrong.
Groan to the joke, but around of applause for the photos!
ReplyDeleteHave a great day!
LOL John I had to read that joke like four times before I got it. I am DEFINITELY not an Engineer. Who would want to be an engineer??
ReplyDeleteBahahahahaha....perfect engineer joke. I have one in my life so I totally (and unfortunately) get it;))
ReplyDeleteNice pictures!!!!
Your jokes always make me laugh. Great photos, too.
ReplyDeleteHa! Silly husband, beautiful flowers! :)
ReplyDeletePS - Missed you John...some sites like yours and Jeannie's tell me "Operation Aborted" the first few times I try to get in and sometimes I can't get in at all...but I've also been busy and haven't been blogging as much. Nice to see you're still at it, amigo! Happy Tuesday!! ♥
that's a lot of 'got nothing!'
ReplyDeletenice 'blank' you got there, John
Aloha from Honolulu
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I love all the green in all of those pictures. Seeing as I live in a city with much less green than where you live it's so beautiful to see! Great pictures!
ReplyDeleteGreat pics! I love taking flower pics, just because of the colors.
ReplyDeleteBeautiful pictures, beautiful man.
ReplyDeleteLots of love to you!
xoxoRobyn
Mark-- You are welcome on my Cinder Block anytime my friend!
ReplyDeleteBBB,
J
Jeannie--Yes they would- LOL and thanks for reminding me of the name every single year! You think I would know it by now!!
J
Joe--Thank you sir!!!!
J
CB_ Ha Ha-- They are a strange bunch of joke re:Engineers!
J
Dawn- Is he Civil--ar ar!
Hugs and thanks for always such sweet comments!
J
Kelly--Thanks so much!!!!
J
ILY- I'm sorry--I figured you were busy--but I didn't know you were having problems om Blogger---as long as we stay Amigas-(O's), BUDS! LOL
Hugs my Lil Fren'
J
Cloudia---Do you think I may be a woman??? LOL?????
I'm just sayin?
HFTEC...
J
Climb--It's not easy being Green--I can't believe I just said that! I'll try to get you some country bubba green pics!
Thanks sweet visitor and friend! Loved your last piece!!!!!
J
RK--I do too! Thanks gal!
J
Robyn-- LOVE you more! Congrats on the writing!
Hugs my friend,
John
Not an engineer, I confess that joke took me a minute or two to figure out.
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