Wednesday, May 18, 2011

ON MARRIAGE!



ON MARRIAGE-


MARRIAGE IS LIKE A DECK OF CARDS..........
IN THE BEGINNING ALL YOU NEED IS TWO HEARTS AND A DIAMOND.
BY THE END, YOU WISH YOU HAD A FUCKING CLUB AND A SPADE!

My Bad!



A woman is sitting on the veranda with her husband having a glass of wine.

The woman says, “I love you”.

The husband asks, “is that you or the wine talking?”

She replies, “It’s me……talking to the wine”.


LOVE YOU ALL!

JMc

11 comments:

  1. I think starting a fucking club is a great idea!

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  2. RK_--You SLAY me! Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your Effing Brilliant!


    J

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  3. Ha ha, I have to agree! Love both of them! :D

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  4. I think it may be safer if I just say spot on. ha ha ha

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  5. OMG I actually laughed out loud in my office at the first joke, I'm glad that I'm the only one in here. :-D :-D
    Is it bad that I'm not even married and already ready to use the club? No?

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  6. Ahahahha!! You entertained me with both of these!!

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  7. Joe-- I just had to post this--I think everyone who has ever been in a relationship can relate- at one point or another.

    J



    Mark--Wise man!

    J



    Cake Betch--LOL--NOT AT ALL_ it can happen in ANY relationship--it's part of what builds it.

    J



    Kelly--so glad you laughed. It is just a small commentary we all go through in relationships. I started thinking about this as I watched couples on my Fl trip!


    J

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  8. I am just a pervert, really ;)

    So I just asked you a question about the club...in the comments on my blog.

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  9. BE RIGHT THERE RK---_PERVS 'R US!

    J

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  10. Make it a double and ya got a deal!

    Thanks for stopping by!

    Have a great weekend!

    J

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Incredibly smart relies: