Monday, May 23, 2011

HOW'S IT HANGIN'- IT'S ALL ABOUT COMMUNICATION AND TIMING!



HOW'S IT HANGIN'- IT'S ALL ABOUT COMMUNICATION AND TIMING!




An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution.
His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.
As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about,
'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been?
Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on........
Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.
While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.
Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go up stairs and give him the good news.
As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.

They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said.


HAVE YOU EVER SAID SOMETHING AND REALIZED IT CAME OUT WRONG BEFORE IT WAS FINISHED?


WHAT DO YOU DO IN THAT SITUATION?


TRY TO EXPLAIN INCORRECTLY AND DIG A DEEPER GRAVE?


LET IT GO- AND POSSIBLY LET IT unknowingly FESTER?


IMMEDIATELY CORRECT YOURSELF AND GENTLY EXPLAIN.. 

OR WAIT FOR A COOL DOWN PERIOD, THEN TRY?


NONE OF THE ABOVE, OR DOES IT ALL DEPEND ON THE SITUATION? 



MY WIFE SAID, "MAKE LOVE TO ME SOMEWHERE I'VE RARELY BEEN"....

I GENTLY LED HER TO THE KITCHEN ....

I NEVER HEARD THE SHOT!



MY WIFE SAID, " TELL ME SOMETHING TO MAKE ME WALK ON AIR"!

I WHISPERED, "GO HANG YOURSELF",
DAMN, TASERS HURT!

9 comments:

  1. Jeannie--you are too sweet--after 5 days of 95 degrees--IN MAY!!!! I'm sending you some Sunshine! It should arrive Fed Ex in a bright box!

    DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY into box when opening it!

    :-)

    J

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  2. In answer to your question, you betcha!
    Two of my friends and I STILL joke about the day (mind you this is over 25 years after the fact) when my father drove to a shopping center to pick the 3 of us up, and when asked "where's Mom?, I thought she was coming?" His reply was "Yeah, she came right as I pulled out."
    I doubt my poor father ever understood why the 3 of us were practically hyperventilating from laughing so hard in the car that day.....

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  3. HA HAAAA!! I LOVE your Craziness--we are def- Bro and Sis!!!

    J

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  4. Lol I tend to say stuff that comes out wrong ALL THE TIME. Usually I just correct myself or try to explain but every so often I know that person is looking at me like, "You totally meant to say that."

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  5. Oh John, you are always full of it. And by "it" I mean all the good stuff!
    I love ya lots.
    xoxoRobyn
    PS I don't even try to explain. When the damage is done, I just admit my stupidity. It's most efficient that way.

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  6. Open mouth...insert foot...happens all the time!

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  7. CAKE BETCH--I AGREE AND DIG A HUGE HOLE!!!

    J


    Robyn--You are too kind--Love all the way to California!!!!! I really wish this group could meet!!!

    What a trip huh? LYMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    J


    RK_ QUE? I'm sure I don't know what you are rambling on about so? ;-). Love ya! well- Kinda like ya!

    J



    Jen--Amen--How is everything--Do you still have any time to Play outside????

    John

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Incredibly smart relies: