ALABAMA MASCOT
THE ALABAMA WOMEN'S' FAST-PITCH SOFTBALL TEAM WAS THE FIRST TO QUALIFY TODAY FOR THE COLLEGE WORLD SERIES.
UNFORTUNATELY--THE ALABAMA MASCOT: WHICH IS
AN ELEPHANT----WT_?????.... ANYWAY...... HAD TO GO TO THE DENTIST AFTER THE GAME.
WHEN THEY ASKED THE DENTIST, WHO HAPPENED TO BE I-TALIAN WHAT WAS WRONG HE SAID:
WAIT FOR IT:................
HIS TUSKALOOSA!!!!!!
I'M SO PUNNY!
LOVE YOU ALL!
Oh--and as a public service announcement for the upcoming weekend"
A new way to avoid any alcohol issues while driving:
I went out with some friends last night and tied one on. Knowing that I was wasted, I did something that I have never done before. I took a bus home. I arrived home safe and warm, which seemed really surprising as I have never driven a bus before.
Oh--and as a public service announcement for the upcoming weekend"
A new way to avoid any alcohol issues while driving:
I went out with some friends last night and tied one on. Knowing that I was wasted, I did something that I have never done before. I took a bus home. I arrived home safe and warm, which seemed really surprising as I have never driven a bus before.
JMc
You're so bad!
ReplyDeleteHe He--Thanks sage--Have a Blessed Memorial Day my friend!
ReplyDeleteGod Bless out Troops and their families!
J
Why do I always fall for your pranks?!
ReplyDeleteUmmmm- because I'm so trusting and lovable??? ;-)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHugs RK,
J
The first one is corny!
ReplyDeleteThe last one is CLASSIC...
Pat--come back all rested and Hawaiian and bust my Chops!! LOL! But I totally agree--the first one was meant to be a total groaner!
ReplyDeleteJ