BE BACK REAL SOON.......
The Picnic
A Jewish Rabbi and a Catholic Priest met at the
town's annual
4th of July picnic. Old friends, they began their
usual banter.
"This baked ham is really delicious," the priest teased
the rabbi.
"You really ought to try it. I know it's against your
religion, but I can't
understand why such a wonderful food should be forbidden!
You don't know
what you're missing. You just haven't lived until you've
tried Mrs. Hall's
prized Virginia Baked Ham. Tell me, Rabbi, when are you
going to break
down and try it?"
The rabbi looked at the priest with a big grin, and said,
"At your
wedding."
touche!
JMc
Touche indeed!
ReplyDeletePretty good comeback eh Pat?
ReplyDeleteHave a Wonderful Weekend Buddy!
John
Oh no! Sponge Bob has invaded my Photo Blog...as a Pirate! LOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteVVBHFATP!
Catholic Priests don't get married, THEY JUST HAVE SEX WITH LITTLE BOYS !
ReplyDeleteOh, my...
Did I say that out loud ??
Try the Ham, Rabbi.....
Heff- it's the other white meat.....
ReplyDeleteLions and Tigers and Priests oh my!!!
John
Alic- ar ye ar ar ar-- ar you gonaa have a big weekend?
well arrrrrr ya???
LOL- VVVVBHFATP
John