TRANQUILITY AND PEACE--HOW TO ACHIEVE IT!
Calmness in Our Lives
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all
use a little more calmness in our lives.
By following simple advice heard on the Oprah show, you too can find
inner peace.
Dr. Oz proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you have started and have never finished.'
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a
bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Tequila, a package of Oreos, the
remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake,
some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.
Pass this on if you know anyone you think might be in need of inner
peace.*
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all
use a little more calmness in our lives.
By following simple advice heard on the Oprah show, you too can find
inner peace.
Dr. Oz proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you have started and have never finished.'
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a
bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Tequila, a package of Oreos, the
remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake,
some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.
Pass this on if you know anyone you think might be in need of inner
peace.*
*Stolen from Internet e-mail
HAPPY JULY 4TH !!!!!!
SEE YA AROUND MONDAY......
I didn't finish a sandwich when I was 7. I'm going to need a Delorean.
ReplyDeleteHappy 4th
Have a Red, White Dawg Dookie, and Blue weekend, JOHN !
ReplyDeletethey say alcohol will intensify the effect....
ReplyDeleteOh John, I am disappointed in that you won't be around for my Birthday on Sunday, but I am pleased that you started the party without me! 8-{
ReplyDeleteTake care, I hear that it's a bit breezy where you are.
Stay safe!
VBHFATP!
TS-- Check the Driveway in the Morning!
ReplyDeleteHappy 4th Buddy!
John
Heff-- LMAO-- No response--you nailed me on that one!!
John
Pat-- NEVER EVER Mix OREOS and Cheesecake!! 1 + 1 = 3 my friend!! Synergy--- or would that be SIN ergy? gotta love it!
John
HEY TS-- If'n it was one o them little cucumber dealies with no crust-- NO DELOREAN!!!
ReplyDeleteJ
I think I will finish off that old scotch that I have been putting off for the past few years. Yep, Friday night will be fine!
ReplyDelete10-4!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL!
John
Am I the only one that gets a little sad when I finish a project? It's almost as if I have to say good-bye to a friend forever...I know, I need the Prozac. I prefer the tequila...but only if it's Patron, Sauza, or Don Julio.
ReplyDeleteHave a great 4th of July, John!
ReplyDeleteLet's remember to pray for our military fighting for our freedom.
ReplyDeleteI have never seen unused booze...
ReplyDeleteHey ! Where'd the "plastic joy" award post go ?!?
ReplyDeleteI saw it on someone else's blog and it made more sense to me, lol !!!
I may do a post on it next week !
this was great.
ReplyDeleteJen-- a woman of the Outdoors and with expensive tastes!! I try not to finish.... any
ReplyDeleteJohn
Great to see ya back! Jen!
Bleah-- Absolutely Good luck!
John
Angel-- Big hugs- God Bless!
John
covnitkepr1-- amen and AMEN! Always-- Thanks For Serving--ANY and ALL Military personnel!
God Bless and Keep You!
John
Heff- Blogger went berserk and I lost some posts and comments-- and some pictures? Poof! GONE!!!!
John
KW-- Thank YOU Sir--And God Bless you!
John
Buff- sorry--almost missed you there Buddy! Have an Awesome 4th!!!!
ReplyDeleteJohn
Thanks for that advice... my weekend will be a lot better!
ReplyDeletesage--it's what I'm here for....BTW just went to Wilkesboro to see my sister. Her place was magnificent and I can see why we has such similar life paths in where we grew up!
ReplyDeleteGreat area Sage--great area-- Happy 4th Buddy.
John