Friday, July 16, 2010

And now for something completely different...


BE BACK REAL SOON.......
The Picnic

  A Jewish Rabbi and a Catholic Priest met at the town's annual
 4th of July picnic. Old friends, they began their usual banter.

"This baked ham is really delicious," the priest teased the rabbi.
"You really ought to try it. I know it's against your religion, but I can't
understand why such a wonderful food should be forbidden! You don't know  
what you're missing. You just haven't lived until you've tried Mrs. Hall's
prized Virginia Baked Ham. Tell me, Rabbi, when are you going to break
down and try it?"

The rabbi looked at the priest with a big grin, and said, "At your wedding."                                


touche!

JMc

5 comments:

  1. Pretty good comeback eh Pat?

    Have a Wonderful Weekend Buddy!

    John

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  2. Oh no! Sponge Bob has invaded my Photo Blog...as a Pirate! LOL!!!!

    VVBHFATP!

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  3. Catholic Priests don't get married, THEY JUST HAVE SEX WITH LITTLE BOYS !

    Oh, my...

    Did I say that out loud ??

    Try the Ham, Rabbi.....

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  4. Heff- it's the other white meat.....

    Lions and Tigers and Priests oh my!!!


    John


    Alic- ar ye ar ar ar-- ar you gonaa have a big weekend?

    well arrrrrr ya???

    LOL- VVVVBHFATP
    John

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