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Friday, July 9, 2010
SIGNS OF THE TIMES: GONE FISHING!
SIGNS OF THE TIMES......
gOING FISHING THIS EVENING AT 3:30. WILL FISH UNTIL ABOUT MIDNIGHT OR SO--OR AS LONG AS WE CAN PHYSICALLY STAND IT.
TEMP TODAY-- ACTUAL- 103 DEGREES F.. AND HEAT INDEX- DANGEROUS AT 105-108. SHOULD BE NICE ON THE WATER, ESP AFTER SUN GOES DOWN!
AND NOW FOR A LIGHT POSITIVE HUMAN INTEREST STORY--STILL PERTAINING TO OUR TIME SERIES.....
Let's hope this happens to all of us!
98 and no enemies - human interest story
All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!
Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, ' How many of
you have forgiven your enemies? '
80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time,
except one small elderly lady.
'Mrs. Neely?'; ' Are you not willing to forgive your enemies? '
I don't have any. 'She replied, smiling sweetly.
'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you? '
'Ninety-eight, 'she replied. The congregation stood up and clapped
their hands.
'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all
how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in
the world? '
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the
congregation, and said,
HA! Now that is one tough lady...Love it...Loved the signs...I used to like the commenrcial about if you are homeless call this #...Really...if you are homeless how do they have a TV??? LOL! I love dumb people...No I really do!
Jimmy-- maybe we should just predict power outages...you know, after the fact---makes it 100% predictable- plus while the power is actually out-- we will realize our disaster preparedness plan--sux !!! So we spring for a 9v battery for smoke alarm, and we actually need a co2 detector!
John
Kay-- it was a blast-- we caught 6 tiny Stripers, but the fellowship was top notch!!! thanks so much--you are such a blessing!!
John
Holland-- your grandmother had that much spunk? Have you ever Blogged about her--I'll bet that would make an awesome read!!!
JOhn
ILY-- why didn't you interrupt me and let me know I had you out of order--"Hey, now that's not a far stretch--OMG did I type that out loud?
Thanks sweetie! I brunged home the Bacon too!!!
John
Is that your Pocket Fisherman, or are you just happy I dropped you a line! ar ar--Hope it doesn't SINKER. She'll be reeling! OK--I'll stop-but I had 20 more at least....
John
Joe-- you are too kind good sir- But thanks so much for the awesome compliments! The tire one actually got a real live- LOL!!!
Those spontaneous ones that just hit you are the best!!
Another hehehehehehe....I laughed so hard, my eyes became teary! I love this post!! Especially the last line!
ReplyDeleteHave a great day!
P.S it is truly impossible to answer the question you asked..hahaa.
LOVE!
Watch out for white fish dookie !
ReplyDeleteHA! Now that is one tough lady...Love it...Loved the signs...I used to like the commenrcial about if you are homeless call this #...Really...if you are homeless how do they have a TV??? LOL! I love dumb people...No I really do!
ReplyDeleteHilarious!!!
ReplyDeleteI don't know which one was the funniest...
Ha! I love that little sweetheart of a lady!! :)
ReplyDeleteBest of luck fishing, my friend. Bring home the beef! lol
I like it when they give updates on when you can expect power to be restored during a power outage on TV, now if your power is out----
ReplyDeleteLoved the little old lady we can all hope to outlive our enemies :)
LOL Hope you have fun fishing!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWow, this was just an all-around great post! Everything, the pictures, the story...but I have to say I love the picture best with the tires...
ReplyDeleteThat old lady could have been my grandmother... (seriously) I love the pics - irony always makes me laugh. Thanks
ReplyDeleteTYWO-- i HOPE KEEPING YOU LAUGHING AND PEEING YOURSELF IS WORKING HUH? AT YOU lybo!!!
ReplyDeletejoHN
sEE THE CAPS LOCK SPASZ ATTACK...GEESH--i SHOULD GET IT TOGETHER--IT ISN'T EXACTLY rOCKET sCIENCE!
Heff-- maybe it's the rare-- CRAPPIE- we've heat tale of!
JohnBoy
jolu--AWESOME!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great job!
John
Heff- that should read- we've heard- hert? tale of
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Jimmy-- maybe we should just predict power outages...you know, after the fact---makes it 100% predictable- plus while the power is actually out-- we will realize our disaster preparedness plan--sux !!! So we spring for a 9v battery for smoke alarm, and we actually need a co2 detector!
ReplyDeleteJohn
Kay-- it was a blast-- we caught 6 tiny Stripers, but the fellowship was top notch!!!
thanks so much--you are such a blessing!!
John
Holland-- your grandmother had that much spunk? Have you ever Blogged about her--I'll bet that would make an awesome read!!!
JOhn
ILY-- why didn't you interrupt me and let me know I had you out of order--"Hey, now that's not a far stretch--OMG did I type that out loud?
Thanks sweetie! I brunged home the Bacon too!!!
John
Is that your Pocket Fisherman, or are you just happy I dropped you a line! ar ar--Hope it doesn't SINKER. She'll be reeling! OK--I'll stop-but I had 20 more at least....
John
Joe-- you are too kind good sir- But thanks so much for the awesome compliments! The tire one actually got a real live- LOL!!!
Those spontaneous ones that just hit you are the best!!
John
Heff-- Thanks Bro! It looks like Bird- Dookie, so you have to be extra-- vigg, viglante--gooo--- freakin' CAREFUL!!
ReplyDeleteHere's to a great Weekend.
Anything major going on this weekend? A Smackdown right?
John
:) The ILLITERATE sign was meant to be sarcastic. I like that.
ReplyDeleteAnd now everybody wanna be Mrs Neely :)
Shadowthorne.....I like that too!
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend!!!
John
Your old lady story was great! I like to laugh - Thank you!
ReplyDeleteGrayquill- I live to bring smiles--I'll keep trying!
ReplyDeleteJohn