Monday, July 19, 2010


I shot my first ever Turkey Yesterday Morning Early. I have Deer hunted all my life but never Turkey Hunted. I finally decided to give it a try and 

shot my very first one on the first morning!

Scared the crap out of everyone in Frozen Food section of Publix- but it was worth it!

Woman's Poem

 He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake,
He said my biscuits were too hard
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and
smacked the shit out of him....

Like his mother used to do.


  1. GREAT Poem....(and post)!
    Loved it!

  2. Better send this to the daughter-in-law right away!!!

  3. hahahaha frozen section! LOVE IT!

    You always crack me up johnny boy!


  4. Ha! What a lovely poem! Truly inspirational...I think I'll smack the crap out of my husband later. ;)

    PS - Juanny, you're the made me LOL w/ your turkey joke (and I didn't even feel like laughing). Btw, where's the photo of the butterball?

  5. Very amusing story, don't go bringing in your harvester into the produce section, K?
    Love the poem!

  6. awesome poem. love the photo. that is how i feel this am.

    Tired and not really giving two shits.

  7. I once hit my ex-husband with a skillet... it turned out that I gave him worse than his mum ever did...LOL

  8. Pat-- Thanks Buddy!You no me--the cornier the better!

    Be good this week--- AS IF!!! :-)


    Jeannie--Do not mention my NAME! LOL


    Perk--tis what I live for--LOL-Thanks and hugs!


    ILY- H ha--u know me to well--I started to fetch a weird Turkey Pic-- snicker...

    l8r when u smack your husband....just say "in case you thought that attitude would last around here"!!!! Just for the hell of it?

    If he's guilty of something --He won't say anything- he'll just wander around wondering how you are so psychic that the quilt will cause him to confess!-if he says something to challenge it: --just show him the comment- or NOT! !

    Either way--it's a Lose Lose!!!

    Why would I do this FOR- you--because we beez Buds!! u can thank me l8r!


    Keep smiling Chica--we are i it for the long haul---"ie" Eternity!!!!

    Joe-- "till ya up a little OKRA!!!?" I can see the store manager now! LOL


    SM-- come on over and we'll have a smackdown & just knock the crap outta each till we feel better!


    Note to self-- NEVER Piss Holland Off!

    Oh Hi Holland-- I won't even asked if he deserved it or not!

  9. Ok, I came here thinking that only SC would have a July Turkey season... Of course, to be good at turkey hunting, you have to be good with camouflage--what were u dressed as, a stack of Del Monte Peas?

  10. Hey John ! How'd you manage to shoot YOURSELF in the frozen foods section ? LMAO !!!

  11. sage-- yep-- and when he came up to take a pea--I shot him. Is that joke 10 days older than dirt or what ar ar..

    Have a great week sage!


    Heff-- LOL-- I guess i was GAME???? Oh Haaahhhahhhhaa We crack our own selves up!!


  12. I had a man like that once. I gave him back to his mama.

  13. Great Post John,

    I'm proud you got a Turkey first time out my Friend and I don't think it is right that you are no longer allowed at Publix

    Actually liked the poem too :)

  14. Great poem! Maybe the whining husband was TRYING to goad her into smacking him silly like his mom used to do. Sicko!

  15. Jen-- I can't see any man like that lasting Five Minutes with you!!!

    Great job gal. How has your Summer stacked up all in all? Sounds like a lot of real-world excellent adventures! You doing OK?


  16. Buff-- thanks man-- I recognize a good steal!


    Jimmy-- I was told to set up on some Baked Ham overlooking the Bin full of Frozen Turkeys. The hardest part was waiting fore the people to clear fro s Safe shoy! And telling where one Turkey began and the others left off! Finally I just aim at the Thermometer and squeezed one off.

    After I passed gas-- (What--I said I squeezed one off...) I took him out with one shot!


    Margaret-- outside the box--I like the thinking process! GREAT CALL!!!!



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