STUFF THAT IS GOING TO SUCCUMB TO RUST- EXCEPT TWO!
JMc
Scientific Wonderment!
After having dug to a depth
of 10 feet,
New York scientist found traces of copper wire
dating back
100 years and came to the conclusion, that their
ancestors
already had a telephone network more than 100
years
ago.
Not to be outdone by New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a
California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story in the LA Times read: California archaeologist, finding of 200 year old copper wire, has concluded that his ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers.
One week later, a local newspaper in Myrtle Beach stated that after digging as deep as 30 feet in his Horry County backyard, Bubba, a self taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba therefore concluded that 300 years ago, South Carolina had already gone wireless.
Just makes you proud to be a Southerner, don't it.
Not to be outdone by New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a
California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story in the LA Times read: California archaeologist, finding of 200 year old copper wire, has concluded that his ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers.
One week later, a local newspaper in Myrtle Beach stated that after digging as deep as 30 feet in his Horry County backyard, Bubba, a self taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba therefore concluded that 300 years ago, South Carolina had already gone wireless.
Just makes you proud to be a Southerner, don't it.
That made me chuckle.
ReplyDeleteSouth Carolina has always been way ahead of the pack.
ReplyDeleteI hope I start to rust away soon so there will be positive proof that this is the land of OZ.
Ah-yuh, that is great!
ReplyDeleteWire had other uses, and was easy to make!
ReplyDeleteReasonable logic!
ReplyDeletehaha
It is a wonderful joke... oh no... you're serious??? LOL
ReplyDeleteHa ! You got me with that one !
ReplyDeleteWIRELESS!!!
ReplyDeletePriceless
Angel--I'm happy now!
ReplyDeleteJ
TWM- you old coot!! How's it going! OZ_-- the Wizard OZ or the Prison Show- OZ?
Good to see ya Man!
John
Joe Capp-- Thanky Sir!
J
Buffalo- but thi was stealth wire!!!!
J
Jennie- "It's the Phone? "I'll get it! Loud LAFF TRACK from Early 1950's film. That PRINCESS phone ringing gets an audience every time! Jeannie- don't know why I thought you'd understand this? Mid smoke maybe? Check the time.
1,000,000,000 people will stop mid French Fry for 1-1,000 th of a sec to make sure it wasn't there's!
J
Holland-- you ever tried to call someone on a cell phone in SC. We STILL have people sitting up- manually switching calls in Cell Phone Toeers.. OK We don't--be we did in Jeannie's story!
laughingoutloud- they are right- LOL is quicker.
J
Heff--Heff--Are you OK? Somebody call 119- we don't want em here real fast!!!!
Finally got the Heff-man
John
KW-- no wait--really it was..... LOL!!
Have a great one Buddy!
John
Yeeeeeehaaaaawwwwwww!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat was hilarious...
Glad you liked it Pat!
ReplyDeleteAfter the Fine WEEKLY READER Tech gadget post-- I come up with this great tech tip!
Snicker----John