Friday, July 30, 2010

I DON'T WANT TO GROW- I'M A TOYS......


I know these are silly-- but so what!

WE CAN ALL HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND. IT ALL STARTS WITH A SMILE AND AN ATTITUDE THAT SAYS, "YES I CAN!

It may only last an hour but it was worth the try.....






I'm not going to start another Weather Rant, about disturbed weather in the East, or why are Tropicals Depressed...

what I want to know is why in rush hour, bumper to bumper, stop & go traffic, on an INTERSTATE- they show you a "DOT cam of ANY-lane USA" and say:

"TRAFFIC IS PICKING UP in this area---"!!!

NO!    NO! IT! IS! NOT!-- It's frigging broken, Moron, TRAFFIC IS BROKEN..It's not picking up--and besides--I'm at home watching it--- What good is this LIVE camera shot going to do me? What are these people doing--don't tell me they are watching the news on the way home too, and Not just Texting while driving!


Now thy even have signs--lighted digital signs that 

TAUNT YOU!!!! and your tardiness!

as if there isn't enough road rage they hang these little dealies on the overpasses...--KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD WHILE YOU TEXT AND READ ALL THIS INFO!!!!!!

Travel time to Exit 56-- 8 mins
Travel time to Exit 58 a-- 12 minutes!

No it ISN'T!!- BECAUSE TRAFFIC IS  PICKING UP!!-- so how much time have I shaved off my 
evening commute during this "pick up'?

AND WATCH THE TRAFFIC ON THESE CAMERAS'--NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE IN THE COUNTRY THEY, SHOW THE SAME EXIT AND SAME 14 CARS!!! LOOK CLOSELY--YOU'LL SEE, IT'S SUCH A FAST CUT- MOST PEOPLE DON'T CATCH IT!!!!

FILM AT 11:00 (ABOUT WHEN YOU GET HOME)

IF YOU STILL DON'T BELIEVE ME- WATCH- 

LA STORY-!!!!!!

JMc

13 comments:

  1. LOL Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional!

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  2. :) Love the posters.
    But Chinese, Japanese, Koreans (in that family) do not eat cats. They MIGHT eat dogs, but never cats.

    Vietnamese and Burmese eat both, I think.

    Always lovin your posts :)

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  3. We just passed a no texting law in MI and the sign says to go to www.mitraffic.gov for traffic info. Sounds like a 21st century speed trap to me.

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  4. LOL! John, I have missed you so much, you never fail to make me smile!
    VVBHFATP!

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  5. Oh, dude, I BUSTED UP over that weatherman picture, LMAO !!!

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  6. I thought of you yesterday, but didn't have my camera... In a strip mall on the S. side of Las Vegas, there was a restaurant called, "Sushi Mon." I asked my son when the Jamacians started running sushi bars.

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  7. Kay- you always--ALWAYS make me smile and are so positive! I don't think most of us will ever grow up!

    There will be plenty of time to grow up during eternity--

    oh-

    time to Eternity- 2012- LOL!!

    John



    Shadowthorne-- Thanks as always for your PERFECT!! Comments. I do believe you are correct-- I don't have a problem with Dogs and Cats as much as I do with eating a Horse.

    I'm so hungry I could eat a Horse--that just doesn't work for me!!

    LOL

    Have a GREAT REST OF THE WEEKEND!

    John


    Joe-- Love ALL your visits! I LOVE the way that one dude is scratching his head!

    John


    twm- It's like those STINGS that promise crooks free stuff and they catch tons of em'. Man-- all you do is steal Chit--it's all free to them anyway--why does free Chit they Don't have to steal get them! ??????

    Might as well just start mailing Traffic Court a hundred bucks a month just to cover ant E- Tickets!!!!


    John


    Alice-

    Great Big hugs Girl-- I have missed you so much and I PROMISE I WILL WRITE!!!!

    VVVVVBHFATP

    I always SMILE when I think of my Alice!! Actually I grin!!

    John


    Heff-- LMBO!! I about fell OUT when I found your Old Boyfriend!!!!

    Gives new meaning to Back door front- doesn't it!!!

    Have a great one Bro-- I'll be back by regular-- I promise!

    John "WDD"


    sage- I'm flattered that you thought about me esp. with a play on words like that! That is absolutely the way we think- LMBO! If it was a dork Sushi Chef would he Make JERK-Spring Rolls?

    Are Jamaican Chicken again for supper? ar ar

    Good stuff Buddy--Hope this finds you Blessed and Happy my man--always!!!, always great to hear from you!

    John

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  8. What is it with cats and Chinese restaurants?? Maybe because you always find a few strays in the parking lot...but I see a bunch of stray cats outside the Cuban restaurants as well. Hmm...

    "Arroz con gato," anyone??

    Cute post, amiguito! Love the happy weatherman photo!

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  9. Ily-- Hiya! I don't know when or how that great Urban Myth got started. Probably outta some "part" truth somewhere!

    Hey--what was the one we laughed about a year or so ago when we went with this same conversation--was it something la lingua?
    or ______, la lingue --I thought you came up with was it Goat Tongue? Please tell me thins rings a bell?

    Juan


    Have a good one sweeti!


    Juanny D.

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  10. you are all over the place! And all funny! I don't know where you find these things, or think or these things, but I like them!

    The poor weather guy is gonna have to live with that forever!

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  11. Such a nice collections/information about toys,here i have got more about different type of toys and gifts for the kids like toys kids want, christmas gift crafts, light up toys, personalised kids gifts and many more...

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  12. Pat,

    Thank so much! I honestly don't know where some of it comes from myself! Scary- I know!

    Thanks for your Friendship Pat!

    John

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