Sunday, June 27, 2010

PLASTIC JOY--: AN AWARD


An award from ILY:

In a shameful attempt to generate more hits:
I slept ALL day on the Couch--I mean ALL Day, after a full 8 hours a noche!

I am currently working on this post-- I have the top 5!


I AM GOING TO DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT:


LIST THE 3- THAT DID NOT MAKE THE TOP 5.

OK--here is a taste, nothing tasteful about this at all trust me.....of WHO ALMOST MADE IT!

1. GI JOE: The Doll: for going Commando LONG before it was even known that we could !

5. A "PLAYA" TO BE NAMED LATER..INSERT NAME HERE.......... POSSIBLY IN A TRADE, (for a 1st round draft pick...... ). JUST TO RE-UP THE CREEP FACTOR AGAIN!
YEP- I JUST "CAN'T GET HER OUTTA MY HEAD" ? (mind?  which is it?)

JMc

*I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT I CAME BACK AND CHANGED THE ORIGINAL POST. I IMMEDIATELY SUFFERED FROM BLOGGERS' REMORSE TRULY EVEN BEFORE I HIT POST! AS SOON AS I PUBLISHED IT, I REALIZED IT WAS NOT UP--OR SHOULD I SAY, IT WAS WAY BELOW MY PERSONAL STANDARDS & MOST EVERYONE'S GOOD TASTE. I REALLY WENT TOO FAR WITH THE COMMENTS. IT WAS TOO CRUDE, AND BY THAT I MEAN 

REALLY FUNNY!

BUT HOW FAR DO YOU GO FOR A LAUGH? WE HAVE ALL BEEN TALKING ABOUT HONESTY, INTEGRITY, CHARACTER, AND RECONNECTING WITH OLD FRIENDS  OR FAMILY RECENTLY!
I DID HAVE FUN WITH IT--BUT TRULY WONDERED IF I WOULD WANT CERTAIN FRIENDS, or FAMILY TO READ IT & THE ANSWER WAS NO.

I'M NOT TRYING TO BE PRUDISH OR PERFECT, BUT I NEED TO BE CONSISTENT & CONTINUE TO TRY TO HOLD MYSELF TO A HIGHER STANDARD. MY ORIGINAL POST WAS CRUDE AND OVER THE TOP, SO RATHER THAN COMPROMISE-  I TOOK THE HIGHER ROAD FOR MYSELF!

JMc

13 comments:

  1. I'm so jealous. I don't have this award!
    ;)

    Hey, long time no see.

    Sorry sabout that!

    :)
    T

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  2. Interesting post and I wonder what you changed, but won't wonder too long... it seems that when you were coming of age, you had a thing for older woman on TV (which probably means that the fifth one was really the maid on the Brady Bunch, what was her name? I could google it but ain't really that interested). Oh yeah, I remember being "Bewitched." But there was also Jan of the Brady Bunch, the chick in the Mod Squad and the older sister on the Partridge Family as well as the eternal debate as to who was the hottest--Ginger or Mary Ann...

    And thanks for not giving me the award.

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  3. John, I'm confused and amused. It's all good stuff, just like you. Amazing how stunning Rachel Welch looks at age -1,000,000,000.
    Cheers and hugs,
    xoRobyn

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  4. Robyn, Thank you very much!

    ME TOO!! (Confused that is!)

    Hugs and kisses back!!

    John



    sage-- I guess I was looking at it from my age NOW! Maybe I misunderstood the Award.

    and You are welcome!

    Mary Ann all the Way!!!!

    John

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  5. Green-Eyed Monster-- see final post. You spoketh too soon! Life does get in the way doesn't it?

    John

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  6. You do not need to apologize by being yourself. Unless you hurt a lot of people by being so :)

    I try to be myself at work. And some people hated me for doing so, even though I got better results than them, by swimming against the current.

    Anything as long as you are happy (and not murdering anyone is a plus) :P

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  7. Woo-hoo! What a list!! Jeannie and Samantha were very cool chicas in the 60s and 70s...and they had special powers! I can see why they made your list. What I can't imagine are those comments you deleted (hmmm....) and what they were all about. If you had to think twice about it then I'm sure you made the right choice.

    Thanks for playing along. You totally deserve the award, mi amiguito!

    Hugs and Happy Monday!!

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  8. Just being a better you huh John?

    Anyway - I like most of your choices. It's pretty obvious who your imaginary blow up dolls of your adolescence were.

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  9. Time MAY restrict, lol.

    I agree with you on ALL... EXCEPT ! Barbara Eden SHOULD have been #1, and Demi Moore shouldn't be on the list. Before she bought her fake cans she wasn't attractive at all to me.

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  10. They all fueled many a boyhood fantasy...

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  11. Um, Im confused John what am I supposed to do with this award again.
    I mean thank you for this award. ; )

    Your the best!

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  12. Shadowthorne-- Great advice! Thanks.

    John



    ILY-- You almost got me in BIG trouble on this one! It was fun!!
    Great fun! Thanks,

    The comments were just a little crude- below a tasteful standard let's just say. Not worth it in the name of humor. Does that make sense?

    Juanny D.


    Jeannie,

    Dead on the money--it was more for me! Most would not find the post that bad--but I did on review.

    Thanks gal,

    John

    Heff- agreed- Barbara and Lix are interchangeable...my High school sweetheart looked a LOT like Elizabeth Montgomery--that's why she's #1.

    Have a great week DOG- DOOKIE!

    J


    Buffalo-- I wonder if that was planned.....snicker.

    J


    SoccerMom-- I KNOW you will tear this award up!!!! Let go that part Swinger, Naked Ironing Imagination! LOL....Can't wait to see YOUR Results!

    Who is your top 5-- minus Sportsman????

    John

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  13. covnitkepr1-

    See my response on your post today-- and I am so flattered! I immediately signed up!

    What awesome timing!

    John

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