Friday, June 4, 2010

RAIN DELAY FRIDAY! SURFACE TENSION!



FRIDAY'S POST IN RAIN DELAY!

JOB PUNS - STOLEN AND SAVED OVER THE YEARS
1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,
   But I got canned. Couldn't
concentrate.

2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just

   Couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it --

   Mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but  that

   Was too exhausting.

5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice  

   To my life, but just didn' t have the thyme.

6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way

   I sliced it... Couldn't cut the mustard.

7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found
   I
wasn't noteworthy.
8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't
   Have any patience.

9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but
   Just didn't fit in.

10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered

     I couldn't live on my net income.

11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance

     Company, but the work was just too draining.

12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I

     Wasn't fit for the job.

13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got

     a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.

14. My last job was working in Starbucks,but had to quit because
It was the same old grind. 





SPIDER ON POND- 
remember the science experiments about Surface Tension in School? I always found that fascinating, so I thought I had captured something cool.

At first I thought it was a shadow, or lying on a leaf in the water. Then I saw
 the guts coming out the back--It even looks like a little air bubble at the end:


Here you can see the indentations in the water....it's so cool how it doesn't break.
It's only about 3 inches deep here,and it usually Pine Forest floor. That's how high the Little Pond is.


In the end (ar ar), I think it just POOPED itself to death!


"Hey Charlie, Listen to this one"....Whoops! Death by Fart!


JMc

12 comments:

  1. Nice photos--I should put up the swan family photos I took yesterday evening on a lake

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  2. I wanted a job with the Sanitation Department, but they said my resume' was FULL OF SHIT !

    (Kinda like that poor spider, BEFORE he blew it out, lol !)

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  3. LOL! Those were great...I am not crazy about spiders....They give me the willies...LOL!

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  4. Hey, it sounds like you have had many of the same jobs I have had!
    I think that flat spider may just be a cast-off skin after a moult.
    But I love the pictures.

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  5. Groan...


    Amazing pictures. Kinda gross. Wonder what happened?

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  6. sage-- I'd like to see the Swan's- I saw a couple on my fishing adventures--and would love to see your pics!

    J


    Heff, I still can't touch da FLY Baby!!! LOL!

    J


    jolu! Thanky gal!!!


    J



    Joe-- I thought that too, but I was puzzled about the :gits"--it almost look like something bit it--didn't like the taste and spit it out......but honestly I think you pegged it!

    Thanks man.

    J


    Jeannie,

    I think Joe may have hit the nail on the head--a Moult.

    Thank you very much.

    J

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  7. Joe--

    the more I look at it-- you are exactly right--it fits perfectly if'n you invert it.....Great call!

    It is flat as a fritter and exactly the right shape and size.

    J

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  8. :)
    I am a teacher, and if the students are too dumb to learn, they say I should have no one to blame but me.
    Really. No joke.

    (But of course those people are dumb. Don't they realize that time change?)

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  9. Isn't it funny how people always want to blame someone else for their problems!

    Thanks,

    John

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  10. How do you know he was dead? Maybe he was playing dead, waiting for some unsuspecting photo blogger to try to touch him.... He was waiting to have a McElveenwich for dinner....

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Incredibly smart relies: