RAIN DELAY FRIDAY! SURFACE TENSION!

FRIDAY'S POST IN RAIN DELAY! JOB PUNS - STOLEN AND SAVED OVER THE YEARS 1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,    But I got canned. Couldn't concentrate. 2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just    Couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. 3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it --    Mainly because it was a sew-sew job. 4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but  that    Was too exhausting. 5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice      To my life, but just didn' t have the thyme. 6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way    I sliced it... Couldn't cut the mustard. 7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found    I wasn't noteworthy. 8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't    Have any patience. 9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but    Just didn't fit in. 10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered      I couldn't live on my net income. 11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance      Company, but the work was just too draining. 12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I      Wasn't fit for the job. 13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got      a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it. 14. My last job was working in Starbucks,but had to quit because It was the same old grind.  SPIDER ON POND-  remember the science experiments about Surface Tension in School? I always found that fascinating, so I thought I had captured something cool. At first I thought it was a shadow, or lying on a leaf in the water. Then I saw  the guts coming out the back--It even looks like a little air bubble at the end: Here you can see the indentations in the water....it's so cool how it doesn't break. It's only about 3 inches deep here,and it usually Pine Forest floor. That's how high the Little Pond is. In the end (ar ar), I think it just POOPED itself to death! "Hey Charlie, Listen to this one"....Whoops! Death by Fart! JMc