OLDIES BUT GOODIES! SIGNS OF THE TIMES

SIGNS O' THE TIMES!

 

 this is my pic- as some of these really STINK......

This is my pic on porch yesterday, and I want you to see a pic that was posted with this article on Wicked-Pedia!!

I mean- MINE is soo much better! Just kidding...-I'm sure theirs is only about 75 dpi's for Internet posting, but enlarging them totally washed out the picture from Wikipedia. There are others linked to the article that are BEAUTIFUL and oh so Diverse!

Pic's from Wikipedia

 (Pic and Image of Table courtesy of Wikipedia)

Pentatomidae, Greek pente meaning five and tomos meaning section, is a family of insects that includes some of the stink bugs and shield bugs. Their antennae are 5-segmented, which gives the family its scientific name. Their bodies are usually shield-shaped. The stink bugs have thick wing covers known as shields. The name stinkbug derives from from their tendency to eject a foul-smelling substance when disturbed; the liquid containing cyanide compounds with a rancid almond scent. This is known as autohaemorrhaging, and is a form of antipredator adaptation.


(Wikipedia pic)

The table above and the picture, were the actual ones, (along with several others on Wikipedia)....cool,  the fact that one of the pics they posted was one on a screen as well...

and now for the STINKY SIGNS o' THE TIMES! 

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." ************************** In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels ************************** At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit, please back in. " ************************** On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." ************************** On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." ************************** On a Church's Bill board: "7 days without God makes one weak." ************************** At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee : "Invite us to your next blowout." ************************** At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.." ************************** On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." ******** ****************** In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." ************************** On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push." ************************** At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." ************************** On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." ************************** On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!" ************************** At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." ************************** Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." ************************** In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" ************************** At the Electric Company "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be." ************************** In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up." ************************** In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait." ************************** At a Propane Filling Station: "Thank heaven for little grills." ************************** And don't forget the sign at a CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP: "Best place in town to take a leak." ********************** Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"  Holey-Moley & still I Live!!! ECNALG SDRAWKCAB (Got it yet?)                           HAVING A BAD DAY? ohhhhhh RRReeaaalllyyyy........... and..........A REALLY BAD DAY!!!!!!!

NIGHT JOHN-BOY! This is the longest day of the year and it fooled the Moon into coming out before Dark!

Happy SUMMER Everyone!

We have had record tying and above average heat- with every day approaching 95- 98 almost the entire month of JUNE! I can't wait for the Dod Days of AUGUST! or the Electric Bill---Prarise GOD we have A/C and can afford the Bill. How blessed are we??

JMc

PS: FUNK IS PASSING awaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!!!!!!!