Tuesday, July 24, 2007

FLOWERS




One Friday, two women were sitting and talking.



One woman looked up and saw her husband coming down the street with a bunch of flowers in his hand.

She rolled her eyes and said, “There comes the asshole with flowers in his hand.

Now he'll expect me to spend the weekend on my back with my legs in the air.”

Her friend promptly replied, “Don't you have a vase?”




One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem.

"Every time I make love with my girlfriend she gets splinters. What can I do about this?"

"Have you tried sandpaper?", Gepetto asked.

Pinocchio hadn't, so he went to try it.

"Pinnochio," said Gepetto a few weeks later. "How is the problem work out with your girlfriend?"

Pinnochio said "Who needs a girlfriend when you have sandpaper?"

5 comments:

  1. Great pic...but next time you might want to post one that goes along with one of the jokes. You know, like a pic of a woman on her back with her legs up in the air. (Just kidding!)

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  2. Heh-heh. Happy Tuesday afternoon to you, John ! And trust me, lube is MUCH better than sandpaper !!!!

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  3. Everyone one of you is a PERVERT- PERVERTED I SAY!

    I LOVE YOU ALL___LMAO-- my kinda peeps. I knew I hung out with yous guys for a reason!!!!

    John

    Scarlet- my wife wouldn't go for the picture deal- Don't know why she got pissed! LOL

    J

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