I rear-ended a car today.
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said "I am NOT Happy!"
So I said, "Well, which one ARE you?"
Then the fight started...
Wait for it...wait for it....starting to sink in......BOOM-
JOKE BOMB- now you are laughing like hell because it fianlly hit you full force!
He He He!! Timing is Everything when you're telling a joke! Virtually everything anyway.
J
I love midgets. I wish I had one. I would dress him like superman and he would be my side kick and sing my own theme song when I walked into a room.
ReplyDeleteYeah that would be great.
Heh-heh. I'd say he was 'Grumpy'.
ReplyDeleteI *AM* laughing, but only b/c I can see it happening to me. My brain's "editor" - that part that's supposed to prevent you from sticking your foot in your mouth has been defective from DAY ONE!
ReplyDeleteSorry, this isn't funny to me, it's sad, cruel, & mocking people that God created & loves.
ReplyDelete"Laughing like Hell...?"
Um, in this case, a fitting expression.
~A sister in Christ~