Friday, July 13, 2007


I rear-ended a car today.

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!

He looked up at me and said "I am NOT Happy!"

So I said, "Well, which one ARE you?"

Then the fight started...

Wait for it...wait for it....starting to sink in......BOOM-

JOKE BOMB- now you are laughing like hell because it fianlly hit you full force!

He He He!! Timing is Everything when you're telling a joke! Virtually everything anyway.



  1. I love midgets. I wish I had one. I would dress him like superman and he would be my side kick and sing my own theme song when I walked into a room.

    Yeah that would be great.

  2. Heh-heh. I'd say he was 'Grumpy'.

  3. I *AM* laughing, but only b/c I can see it happening to me. My brain's "editor" - that part that's supposed to prevent you from sticking your foot in your mouth has been defective from DAY ONE!

  4. Sorry, this isn't funny to me, it's sad, cruel, & mocking people that God created & loves.

    "Laughing like Hell...?"
    Um, in this case, a fitting expression.

    ~A sister in Christ~


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