Tuesday, February 8, 2011

DRINKING IN THE SHADOWS: THE FULL STORY!

 
DRINKING IN THE SHADOWS: THE FULL STORY!
 
TO FOLLOW UP-HERE IS THE SERIES OF SHADOW DRINKING. I DON'T DRINK AT ALL: BUT I MIGHT START BECAUSE OF THIS NEW STUDY!
 

 
 I FOUND THE BOTTLE!

 CAN I DRINK IT--I HAD TO TRY.
 IT WORKED...SHADOW DRINKING IS POSSIBLE!

 I BALANCED A STICK ON A SHADOW!

 THEN I HELD A STICK IN MY SHADOW HAND--FEELING NEW FOUND POWER! 
TURNS OUT IT WAS GAS!

 SHOULD I GO THAT WAY (LEAVING THE REAL STICK BEHIND....) 
HOW DID HE DO THAT THEY GASPED???

 OR THAT WAY--I WAS AT A CROSSROADS..... THEN I LEARNED:
 
 
 
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. 
Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. 
 
That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!



Kinda makes you proud to be an American!
SO GET THE LEAD OUT AND START WALKING!

 AND THAT IS A- OK WITH ME!

I TOOK MY DUCK. HE QUACKS ME UP, AND IF I BUY SOMETHING, I JUST PUT IT ON HIS BILL! 

HEY--I WAS DRINKING OK! I NEVER SAID IT WAS GOOD!

JMc