Friday, July 13, 2007


I rear-ended a car today.

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!

He looked up at me and said "I am NOT Happy!"

So I said, "Well, which one ARE you?"

Then the fight started...

Wait for it...wait for it....starting to sink in......BOOM-

JOKE BOMB- now you are laughing like hell because it fianlly hit you full force!

He He He!! Timing is Everything when you're telling a joke! Virtually everything anyway.