Wednesday, January 12, 2011

A SHORT LOVE STORY!


A SHORT LOVE STORY!

A man and a woman, who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?    I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight, let’s pretend that we're married.'

'Wow!  That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own
(EDITED) blanket.'

After a moment of silence, he farted.
THE END.
A BLOG IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES.......
 
YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO GET!





JMc

12 comments:

  1. OMG, Juanny!! LOL I needed this laugh today. :D

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  2. This is great, John. I'm still laughing.
    Hugs,
    xoRobyn

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  3. I love it!

    Except I'm so slow at waking up, I'd have given him the blanket before I realized.

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  4. I'm so glad I could share a smile today! I spent most of in in bed not feeling well. Nothing serious--just a little funk bug!!!

    My Dog and I are having GAS wars! My wife is in the back on Facebook with a Surgical Mask on! LOL!

    That'll teach her to make her 15 Bean Soup with Chicken!!!!! BUTT: is was so awesome during the Snow. Note to self: Eat it when the Outside is available. Going to be 19 tonight.... Schools have been closed since Monday and this has paralyzed SC.

    We still have 2-4 inches of Ice everywhere in the yard, and it is precarious! Melting and refreezing!

    BuTT we are so blessed to have a warm home and food!

    Love you guys!

    The Gas Man.

    JMc

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  5. Yes Sir this is so true :)

    Thanks for the laugh Buddy!

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  6. Hey John, just popping in for a humor break, Thank's I needed that.
    Honestly, I'd have to be pretty cranky to be that rude to my Mr. even then the thought of my actions mirrored back at me would keep me from saying it, lol.
    I hope you're feeling better and staying warm. Sounds pretty chilly over there. GBU

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  7. Spot on Brother John! hahahahahahaah

    By the by I drove all that way to pee in your front yard and you never even thanked me for it. What a guy!

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  8. This is the funniest thing I've read all week. Thanks for the much needed laugh!

    Something to keep in mind next time I take a train :)

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  9. Jimmy-- That's my mission!!--but, there is a slightly serious post to follow up on this one!! Stay tuned!!

    John


    Sweeti-- Always glad to see you! GBU, and He has blessed me with friends like you. The Ms. and I would never say anything like that to each other--however I must admit... I would.....well...we'll just let that be! LOL.

    Praying everything is going well for you and Mr. in the Business!

    Love you Two!

    John


    Mark-- Glad I got a laugh Bro! I KNEW THAT WAS YOU!!!!!!!! LOL_Bro!

    I need another Block story fix!!

    John


    Carmi-- I laughed my butt of at that one- because I think it's so real. I have some more questions as a follow-up to that post today.

    A little departure from my usual!

    Glad you Laughed my New Friend!!

    John

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  10. Ahh this one was hilarious and true :)
    BTW John tried to look you up on facebook but couldnt even send a message to you there. 'Budhaaah' here is 'gugs maithani' there in the real world :)

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  11. You are so darn funny!
    I was wondering...and then BAM!!!

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