IT'S GREAT TO BE ALIVE

IT'S GREAT TO BE ALIVE!

YEAH- I KNOW ALL THIS POSITIVE CRAP GETS OLD--BUT THINGS ARE GREAT!

SO--WHEN THE PRESSURE IS ON (RELIEVE YOURSELF)

AND REMEMBER- BUTTERFLIES ARE FREE

(BUT SO IS HERPES)

 AND WHETHER YOU ARE LOOKING AT LIFE THROUGH ROSE? COLORED GLASSES

OR A POLE 

OR A MOLE- GOOD OLE MOLE-ASSES!

THROUGH A RUSTY HOLE ...(DR SUESS IMPRESSION)..NEVER SAID I WAS GOOD AT IT!

AND THE BRIERS OF LIFE TRY TO CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF YOU...

THEY CAN ALSO ALLOW YOU TO HAVE CHANGE OF HEART.....

REMEMBER- I'M A REAL FUN-GI!

SO CHOOSE TO CHEER UP! AND REMEMBER IT CAN ALWAYS GET WORSE:

YOU COULD SING LIKE SOME OF THE CONTESTANTS ON AMERICAN IDOL! WAS THAT THE WORST BATCH LAST NIGHT OR WHAT???

 I MEAN

SLAPPING THE CAMERA OUT OF YOUR FACE BECAUSE YOU SUCK REALLY BAD??? 

C'MON!!!!

DO THEY REALLY THINK THAT THEY CAN SING? I HONESTLY DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT!

OH- RIGHT--THIS IS A POSITIVE MESSAGE...SO ON THAT NOTE--I WILL SAY BYE TILL PROBABLY MONDAY AS WE ARE GOING ON A QUICK ROAD TRIP!

LOVE YOU ALL,

JMc

FOR FREE:

A little political joke that is actually funny........

You, who worry about Democrats versus Republicans -- relax, here is our real problem.

In a Purdue University classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States. It was pretty simple: the candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age.

However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen. In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president.

The class was taking it in and letting her rant, and not many jaws hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating, "What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?"  

Yup, they're out there. Watch out, they text while they drive as well