Thursday, January 20, 2011

Husband Down

On the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.'



pic not mine- courtesy of E-mail

Husband Down
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.  
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.  
 A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.  
 Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'
He never knew what hit him.

OK- THIS WAS A CHEAP SHOT AND TERRIBLE POST-BUT I'M BUSY- OK!!

Have great news and will post soon! Also have a new Blogger friend I'd like you to visit! Will post more over yucky cold weekend!


JMc

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15 comments:

  1. JenJanuary 20, 2011 at 5:15 PM

    Why do I even bother to get all gussied up when a few shots of tequila will do the trick?

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  2. Full-On-ForwardJanuary 20, 2011 at 5:21 PM

    LOL Jen--Tequila- also know as-- The get you nekkid faster than anything on Earth and run down the street drink, still requires Gussieng!!!

    J

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  3. Pat TillettJanuary 20, 2011 at 5:34 PM

    You got me that one!
    very funny!

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  4. JeannieJanuary 20, 2011 at 5:39 PM

    Good joke!

    I wish we could get 24 for anything close to that price. Sometimes the cheaper brands here advertise "a buck a beer" but I think even that is old and unused now. And I don't drink those ones. Which reminds me, I meant to buy beer. Guess tequila will have to do. Again.

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  5. JimmyJanuary 20, 2011 at 9:06 PM

    Some things are better left unsaid, just open another Bud :)

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  6. Full-On-ForwardJanuary 20, 2011 at 10:54 PM

    Pat-- Glad I don't need that for my wife!!!

    J


    Jeannie-- Lemon and salt-- get r done!!!!


    J

    Jimmy

    I ain't sayin' nuttin else Bro! LOL!

    J

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  7. Kay DennisonJanuary 20, 2011 at 10:57 PM

    Toooooooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!

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  8. CloudiaJanuary 20, 2011 at 11:13 PM

    L O Fricken L


    Aloha from Honolulu
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  9. Full-On-ForwardJanuary 20, 2011 at 11:18 PM

    kAY--i lmbo AT THAT ONE!

    j

    CLOUDIA!

    kINDA LIKE CLOSIN' TIME AT THE bAR--yES??? lol

    not--THAT i WOULD KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT!

    ;_)

    j

    Dang--Even Caps Lock Affliction on this one!!

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  10. Riot KittyJanuary 20, 2011 at 11:20 PM

    Cheap or not, that was hilarious!

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  11. Full-On-ForwardJanuary 20, 2011 at 11:39 PM

    RK- I loved it!!

    J

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  12. budh.aaahJanuary 21, 2011 at 3:40 AM

    Yes twas a good one :)

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  13. the walking manJanuary 21, 2011 at 5:27 AM

    That was no cheap shot. $20 bucks for the jar she hit him with and $20 more to replace the one she broke.

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  14. sageJanuary 21, 2011 at 11:56 AM

    Okay, I laughed!

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  15. Full-On-ForwardJanuary 22, 2011 at 12:10 AM

    budh.aaah- Cool!!!

    John




    Mark--awesome observation!!! LMBO!!

    JOhn

    sage-- I knew you would!

    J

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Incredibly smart relies:

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