Sign
over a Gynecologist's
Office:
"Dr. Jones,
at your cervix."
**************************
In a
Podiatrist's
office:
"Time
wounds all heels."
**************************
On a
Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals
on Wheels
**************************
At a
Proctologist's
door:
"To
expedite your visit, please back in.
"
**************************
On a
Plumber's truck:
"We repair
what your husband
fixed."
**************************
On another
Plumber's truck:
"Don't
sleep with a drip. Call your
plumber."
**************************
On a
Church's Bill
board:
"7 days
without God makes one
weak."
**************************
At a Tire
Shop in Milwaukee
:
"Invite
us to your next
blowout."
**************************
At a Towing
company:
"We don't
charge an arm and a leg. We want
tows.."
**************************
On an
Electrician's
truck:
"Let us
remove your
shorts."
********
******************
In a
Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see
smoke, we will assume you are on fire
and take
appropriate
action."
**************************
On a
Maternity Room
door:
"Push.
Push. Push."
**************************
At
an
Optometrist's
Office:
"If you
don't see what you're looking for,
you've come
to the right
place."
**************************
On a
Taxidermist's
window:
"We really
know our stuff."
**************************
On a
Fence:
"Salesmen
welcome! Dog food is
expensive!"
**************************
At a Car
Dealership:
"The best
way to get back on your feet - miss a
car
payment."
**************************
Outside a
Muffler Shop:
"No
appointment necessary. We hear you
coming."
**************************
In a
Veterinarian's waiting
room:
"Be back
in 5 minutes. Sit!
Stay!"
**************************
At the
Electric Company
"We
would be delighted if you send in your
payment.
However,
if you don't, you will
be."
**************************
In a
Restaurant window:
"Don't
stand there and be
hungry;
come on in
and get fed up."
**************************
In the
front yard of a Funeral
Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll
wait."
**************************
At a
Propane Filling
Station:
"Thank
heaven for little
grills."
**************************
And
don't forget the sign at
a
CHICAGO RADIATOR
SHOP:
"Best
place in town to take a
leak."
**********************
Sign on the
back of another Septic Tank
Truck:
"Caution
- This Truck is full of Political
Promises"
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