Thursday, January 31, 2008

CHECK YOUR PRIORITIES IN LIFE!!!


















After nearly 45 years of marriage, a couple was lying
in bed one evening, when the misses felt her husband
begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck,
and then began moving down past the small of her back.
He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly
worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just
over her lower stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner
arm, caressed past the side of her breast again,
working down her side, passed gently over her buttock
and down her leg to her calf.

Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just
a t the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in
the same manner on her right side, then suddenly
stopped, rolled over and became silent.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she
asked in a loving voice, "Honey, that was wonderful.
Why did you stop?"

I found the remote," he mumbled.

8 comments:

  1. Very funny and he wouldn't have the remote very long after that! ;) I just printed this one. LOL!

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  2. Now I know why hotel rooms bolt them to the table ;)

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  3. hmmm, sounds a bit like home...

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  4. hmmm, sounds a bit like home...

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  5. Ha ha! Guys and Gals- I think this is so Universal that almost everyone can relate to this.

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  6. Oh, now that's funny. You're a sick puppy, John, but all in good fun.

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  7. Both me and my husband had a chuckle over that one...ciao

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