Wednesday, January 2, 2008

A Repeat- But worth it!

Some holiday advice I found that might come in handy:

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't:
As Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria." In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health. Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of crap.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service.


  1. Gee - thanks for that. They aren't kidding when they say "choose your poison"

  2. Luckily my water comes from an aquifer and is filtered through 600feet of limestone. It still tastes like shit though...

  3. I knew if I drank enough Merlot, I'd be okay.

    Have a happy 2008, Señor Juan!

  4. Hiya Guys and Gals! No problemo- my job is to lift peoples spirits and pass along helpful information! Drink up!

    Happy 08 to you all!!!!

    Scarlet- hiya gal! If Merlot is pronounced mer low- why isn't

    a lot--prononced - a low? Just drink alot of Merlot and to the bathroom you won't go!

    Hammer- I always loved Ice cold well water- yours really tastes bad?

    Jeannie- it does give new meaning to choose your poison- LOL!
    And we in America are so gullible we buy it bu the Bottle instead of tap water which is probably purer!!!!


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