CHICKEN POLITICS

Why did the chicken cross the road?



DR. PHIL :
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must
first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after
the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him
realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems
before adding 'NEW' problems.




OPRAH :
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he
wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from
his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this
chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his
life like the rest of the chickens.




GEORGE W. BUSH :
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We jus t want to
know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is
either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.




COLIN POWELL :
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image
of the chicken crossing the road...




ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
allowed to have access to the other side of the road.




JOHN KERRY :
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!
It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's
intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.




NANCY GRACE :
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his
eyes and the way he walks.




PAT BUCHANAN :
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.




MARTHA STEWART : < BR>No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a
standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped
to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.




DR SEUSS :
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the
chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.




ERNEST HEMINGWAY :
To die in the rain. Alone.




JERRY FALWELL :
Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth?'
That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is
gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott
all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white
washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side. That chicken
should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.




GRANDP A :
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told
us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.




BARBARA WALTERS :
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the
chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it
experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life
long dream of crossing the road.




JOHN LENNON :
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.





ARISTOTLE :
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.




BILL GATES :
I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but
will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book.
Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is much
more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% ........ reboot.




ALBERT EINSTEIN :
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the
chicken?




BILL CLINTON :
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of
chicken?




AL GORE :
I invented the chicken!




COLONEL SANDERS :
Did I miss one?




DICK CHENEY :
Where's my gun?




AL SHARPTON :
Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

JOHN McELVEEN:
I say I say I say there girl.....come on over to Big Daddy Rooster.....thas right..just cross on over and it will be Chicken DELIGHT Tonight! Laid and Paid thas what Pappy always said. Rub my leg and you can lay an EGG...ohhhhh the Yolks on you!
Well...... who came first? That's the real question we all want answered!!!!!
Love..Foghorn Leghorn.

Sorry all- had to get the perversion out early in '08. We have a Republican & Democratic Primary coming up with full debates--this week and next.. and this States already screwed up enough without throwing all those Politicians in the mix! LOL!!! So, I'm gonna have to do some studying before I vote! I'm almost clueless this year and I usually have a pretty good feel for the candidates by now. Not so at this time. I may vote for Ron P. Huckaby McLain Clinton Obama Jr.
or John Kerry!!!! :-)