Tuesday, June 1, 2010

ELECTRONIC READER


ELECTRONIC READERS

Jeannie got me all excited about Electronic Readers, in one of her last posts. I did some research, and they are too expensive for me--so I did what and rational person with way way too much time on his hands would do.....

I MADE MY OWN.

And for just $19.99...mere pennies a day--(I mean you have to be able to read the letters sent to you by the Child you sponsored don't you..(Pulling on Emotions ploy)...
YOU COULD BE THE PROUD OWNER OF THE 

*WEAKLY READER*
(KINDA PROUD OF THIS ONE) *Patent pending-not a real product...


Makes Blurry pics like these clear--(LOL) what a crappy way to advertise.... Hey-it was dark and I didn't have the readers on!

Side View-- (DUH...), notice the handy 1,000 in 1 plug, that converts any power source to LIGHT!

POWERFUL "LED" TECHNOLOGY
Imagine this on your Favorite Book!

TURNS THIS!!!!

INTO THIS!!!!!!

BOOKS, POWER CORD (you don't need it), & LIGHT SOLD SEPARATELY!

READING GLASSES WEAKLY READER COMES IN MANY STRENGTHS FROM .50 TO 3.0.
Caution- 3.0 size has been known to spontaneously set books on fire and burn children!

HOW MANY HOURS OF FUN COULD YOU HAVE UNDER THE COVERS AT NIGHT WITH THIS?  (Caution- May cause blindness-or Carpal Tunnel!)

WAIT DON'T ANSWER..(as if)... 

STOP KEEPING YOUR PARTNER AWAKE READING AT NIGHT! Yeah--like we all still sleep in the same BEDROOM!  See SNORZ AWAY, ATTACHMENT FOR:  WEAKLY READER......OK--OK---it's a friggin Breathe Right strip taped to it................

Comes in your Favourite Colors, Black, Brown, Zebra--(TO MATCH YOU SNUGGIE!), Clear, and INVISIBLE!!!! (A Fav among Soldiers!)

Never lose your place in a book again! WHY-Because it's

Also 

 a GPS!!!  General Piece o' Stuff!

CALL NOW-- THERE ARE 1 MILLION OPERATORS STANDING BY IN OUR CALL CENTER IN THE INDIA USA, AND WE GUARANTEE, YOU WON'T UNDERSTAND A WORD! SATISFACTION GUARANTEED---SEE PERFECTION POST!

JMc