MY I-PAD & MAGPIE LINKY LOVE

LuLu is not the only one with an I-PAD! CLICK ON THIS LINK TO SEE HERS!


I-PAD THAT IS!

MINE WAS PRETTY CHEAP (PEN NOT INCLUDED)

ALSO, SEE MY E-READER---  CLICK HERE!!!!!!!!

MAGPIE- Click to Link

THE MAGPIE PROTECTED THE OLD GHOST TOWN. NEAR AN INDIAN (SHAWNEE, I THINK) MESA IN ARIZONA, RESEMBLING A SKULL FROM AERIAL SHOTS, THE INDIANS CARVED CAT TOTEMS ALL AROUND THE MESA. THE MAGPIE, SOME REFER TO AS A HARBINGER OF DEATH IS EVER PRESENT IN THE GHOST TOWN.

BECAUSE LEGEND HAS IT THAT ONCE THE LAST CAT TOTEM HAD FALLEN--DEATH WAS RELEASED IN POWER AND ENERGY FROM THE MESA and is present still-energy forever trapped--or is it? some say it is a direct link- or PORTAL to HELL!!

AND PORTALS USUALLY GO BOTH WAYS!

Quoth the Magpie--nevermore, OK--maybe once!

Taken from an episode of Ghost Adventurers.
JMc

GREAT POST TOMORROW

TOMORROW I GET TO GO THE THE PULMONOLGIST, AND GET MY LUNGS CHECKED OUT, AS A ROUTINE PART OF GENERAL OVERALL GARE. I STILL GET WINDED TOO EASY, EVEN WITH A LOT OF RESTS, AND I CAN'T  BE PHOTOGRAPHING STUFF FOR Y'ALL, AND ME WITH THAT CRAP GOING ON!!!      NOW CAN I?

I HAVEN'T CLEARED MY THROAT OR BLOWN MY NOSE FOR A WEEK.

I  HAVE A LITTLE PRODUCTIVE JUNK COMING UP BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT!

I PRAY HE ASKS FOR A SPUTUM SPECIMEN CAUSE I BEEN SAVING UP DAWG!!

AND WHEN THEY HAND ME THAT CLINICAL, STERILE, LABELED, OFFICIAL LOOGE JAR- 

I'M GONNA GO HEBREW ON THEM WITH AN

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HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HAKIEM  TOOEY!

AND I'M GONNA DEPOSIT THE LARGEST HOCKER THAT'S EVER BEEN HOCKED!

HOWEVER, THE ONLY THING IN 30 YEARS OF MEDICINE THAT GETS ME:

IS HOCKING.....IF SOMEONE STARTS HOCKING AND IT KEEPS GOING---I'M HISTORY---I'M HOCKER #2- THE LOOGEY BROTHERS, LONG LOOGEY RUNNING, CHINA LOOGEY JUST PRAYING I DON'T PUKE.

MOST TIMES I CAN RECOVER - DEPENDING ON THICKNESS!  I'M ALMOST STARTING TO HOCK DOING THIS POST!

SPUTUM SPECIMEN

URINE SPECIMEN

WITH PRESSURE!!!!

ANYWAY--I'LL GET TO BLOW  SOMETHING I'M SURE!  SHUT-UP HEFF!

AND IF I FORGET--PLEASE SOMEONE REMIND ME TO POST ABOUT THE GARBAGE CAN!!!!!!!

TOO MUCH PRESSURE!

JMc

CAROLINA/CLEMSON

SOUTH CAROLINA- 29

CLEMSON- 7

SOUTH CAROLINA

VS

AUBURN

NEXT SATTTTIDY!!!

TO THE TRASH CAN TODAY--PRETTY COLORS/SUNSHINE ON PINE TREES!

SEE WHY WE HAVE ALL THOSE CRITTERS??

HEFF- MOUSE PICS--WARNING- VERY GRAPHIC! HAIKU FRIDAY

I forgot about Haiku Friday!

 I posted it at Jeannie's My 2 Cents! but here it is....about her cat!

Pretty Calico
colors never ever match
their unbeatable

Heff!

OK--AFTER MY EXCITEMENT OF THE AUBURN/ALABAMA GAME I WENT HUNTING!


I HAVE KILLED  RACCOONS, OPOSSUMS, SQUIRRELS AND FINALLY I HAVE DROPPED DOWN TO MICE, THAT HAVE ALL INVADED OUR HOUSE IN THE WOODS!

I HAVE TRIED EVERY HUMANE WAY TO KEEP THESE CRITTERS OUT--AND I KNOW WE ARE LIVING IN THEIR SPACE. BUT WE RULE! THE MICE ARE THE LAST OF THE DISEASE CARRIERS, AND CRITTERS THAT ARE EATING OUR WIRING, AND CLOTHES!


PICS ARE GRAPHIC- BUT I HAD SUCCESS IN THE FIRST 20 MINUTES!


I ONLY WISH I HAD TAKEN A PIC BEFORE I DUMPED HIM OUT OF THE TRAP!


PICS ARE AFTER HEFF'S NOTES! WARNING !!!!

OMG----Heff!  Omg!!!

Can U believe it!

White Dog Dookie!!!

28-27 AUBURN OVER BAMA!

NOW IT'S A REMATCH OF

SC and AUBURN in the SEC Championship Game on Dec 4th!

WHAT A COMEBACK BY AUBURN!!!

How About that game! 

AND ALSO NEVADA AND BOISE STATE IN OVERTIME FINISHING AT 2:15 THIS MORNING!!! TWO OF THE BEST GAMES I'VE EVER SEEN!





WARNING--VERY GRAPHIC DEAD MOUSE PICS! I'M VERY SERIOUS!

SO WHY POST THEM  ??????

Because Auburn & Nevada both won in a squeaker?????

OR

LIFE'S A BITCH....... & DEATH COULD BE BITCHIER!

 

 TRAP; RESET- HAIR AND BLOOD AT CRIME SCENE! THOSE AREN'T HIS BRAINS--THAT IS OLD PEANUT BUTTER & CHEESE! AND NOTICE--IT'S STILL THE OLD STANDARD MOUSETRAP- NOT A BETTER ONE!!


TO THE "VICTOR" GO THE SPOILS! WE ARE TIRED OF THEM EATING OUR SHOES AND CLOTHES, AND WITH THE FLEAS AND GERMS- MAKING US SICK -(WELL- IT'S GREAT TO BE AT THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN)!-- & WE HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING TO SEAL THEM OUT!

BROKE HIS NECK AND HE NEVER FELT A THING! HOW DO I KNOW? HE DIDN'T YELL- & BECAUSE HE STILL HAS MY FOOD IN HIS MOUTH! HE SHOULD HAVE GONE AFTER THE ACORN BESIDE HIM!

 SAY CHEESE!   SNAP !!!!


LOOK AT THOSE BOTTOM TEEFES!!!

 Oh, cool- check out the fire ants already!
CLEANUP--AISLE 3 !



IF OUR LIFE ENDED THIS FAST- WHERE WOULD WE GO ?


I'M JUST SAYIN' ??...........

YOU SIT DOWN TO EAT A STEAK DINNER, AND- "SNAP"- A BIG TRAP SNAPS YOUR NECK IN TWO!  INSTANT DEATH.






"IT COULD HAPPEN.............."




SO WHERE WOULD WE LIKE,  GO?  FOREVER?


FIRE ANTS?

JMc

I'M SO THANK & FULL!

I'M SO THANK  & FULL!

That between today and tomorrow there are 106 football games on! And the Bowls haven't started yet! BTW- this is about the only Sport I watch- so the rest of the year is clear! But I just LOVE COLLEGE BALL!

PRO- NOT SO MUCH AT ALL! EXCEPT JANET JACKSON AT 1/2 TIME AT THE SUPERBOWL!

We have rain and drizzle and I wonder if that even slowed down the mass consumerism on Black Friday! I doubt it! Least it's not going to be cold till eary morning, like 36..and we have only had one Freeze in NOVEMBER! 

UNREAL!!!!

I GOT AN AWARD! I GOT AN AWARD!

WOW! WELL--YOU HAVE TO THANK THE GIVER AND THAT IS SO EASY IT'S NOT FUNNY, AS SHE IS A DEAR BLOGGER FRIEND, AND I SENT HER 10.00 FOR THIS AWARD--GRACIAS LuLú !!

Then I think you pick your nose, or Seven other people which is hard for me to do! And the purpose is to list 7 things people don't know about me. I'm like LuLú- I've been such an open book- but I'll give it a shot!

1. I have a hard time balancing being a Christian, and posting some of the things I post!

2. I despise Liars, and Lying- (except the feeling sparing itty bitty White ones!)

Like commercials that advertise BMW's, and a tiny disclaimer says- AMERICAN MODELS NOT SHOWN! WHY DO THAT!!!!

What deceit!!--but people deceit is more worser! (GRAMMAR CHECK NOT ON!)

3. I hide behind Humor, and used to have very, very, low self esteem. Now--NOT SO MUCH!!!!

At least the self esteem part. At my age- who cares!

4. I Like Ballet--I think Dancers are Athletes.

5. I came to SC on a Football Scholarship from FL in 1972. I was GREAT in High School-  I SUCKED in College!

6. I admitted #5  b4, but now that we won the SEC East- I admit it more freely!

(Has to do with the self esteem and humor part!)

7. Pat Tillet talked me into getting an E-reader--probably a Kindle, ACTUALLY- HIS BLOG ON IT! I'll order it in a Minute. Jeannie also got me started thinking about it, a while back-- and I'm also Buying Cloudia's Book- "Aloha, Where You Like Go" ( see Comfort Spiral!!!) Why don't You? (They (and their Links) are all in my Sidebar!

CAN YOU GUESS 3 OF THE 7?

Cloudia- the E Check is in the E-mail- ar ar...seriously- it is in the snail mail!, Pat, Jeannie (My 2 Cents), Jimmy, Joe, my Old Blogger Friend Poopsie, and for 7--

Anyone!!!! If you want it--DO IT!!!!

ALL OF THE ABOVE--"IF YOU HAVE THE TIME"--HONESTLY--NO PRESSURE! BUT YOU SURELY DESERVE THIS AWARD AS ALL THE QUALITY FOLKS I FOLLOW DO!

I WILL PUT THIS AWARD AT THE TOP OF THE AWARD LIST--AND I GUESS I SHOULD THINK ABOUT DOING AN AWARD PAGE?

TURKEYS PARDONED- SENTENCE REDUCED

TURKEYS PARDONED- SENTENCE REDUCED (TO GRAVY)

PRESIDENT OBAMA DID THE ANNUAL TURKEY PARDONING ON THE WHITE HOUSE LAWN THE OTHER DAY. UNFORTUNATELY- THEY GOT MIXED UP, AND WERE SERVED THAT EVENING AT THE WHITE HOUSE DINNER!

PHLEGM AT 11:00

ELDERLY BATS

GETTING OLDER

HAVE A BLESSED AND HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

A FRIEND SAYS IT ALL- PLEASE READ!

PLEASE GO AND READ THIS POWERFUL MESSAGE FROM A DEAR BLOGGER FRIEND OF MANY YEARS!

http://themanwhowalksalonewalksfaster.blogspot.com/2010/11/for-want-of-tiger-skin-drinking-glass.html

there is a giant circular whirlpool in the middle of the pacific Ocean which should be absolutely pristine. Scientists collect thousands of pieces of Plastics from this area that DO NOT EVER BREAK DOWN!

EVER

EVER

I saw this on a Nat/Geo or IFC Film Documentary and could kick myself for not remembering the name to give you a link to the research. However, Mark has captured even more of our Self Indulgent death through Commercialism, & "RELIGION", in our society.

Please take a second: especially at this time of year as we start re-evaluating Family, Friends, Belief Systems and Core Values, to read this and soak it in!

SEE THE 2 PICS BELOW FOR ILLUSTRATION

THIS COLLAGE MAY LOOK "PRETTY" AT FIRST GLANCE. IT IS MADE UP OF PICTURES OF DIFFERENT BOTTLES AND LITTER ON A 300 YARD WALK TO MY MAILBOX, DOWN ONE DIRT ROAD- IRONICALLY CALLED SUNSHINE DR. PLEASE LOOK CLOSER AT ENHANCED PIC NEXT........

Plastics "r Us! RE-Cycle is an oxymoron- To CYCLE (or Consume) appropriately in the first place..would drop the need for "RE"!

OBSERVATIONS FROM WAAAAAY IN THE BACK

SOME OBSERVATIONS FROM WAAAY IN THE BACK OF THE ROOM...........

Where can I get this engraved?

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

No, the pictures have nothing to do with the line above or below it, IF at all!

 

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

   7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

Is this really the REAL THING?

 As opposed to what?

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

Yes--It is pretty!  Thanks!

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

WAR OF THE WORLDS (Daddy Longlegs)

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

 

12a. I wonder if anyone has an original recording, Written, Tape, Reel to Reel, 8 Track, Cassette,  Vinyl, CD, Mini-CD, HDCD, DVD, Blu-Ray DVD copy of the same Album?

Blue Jay- AKA-- A**HOLE BIRD!

 

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

 

White Anglo Saxon Prot......????   I don't get it? It's just a WASP!

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

Really????--- Does the Drink Can really show me I have to GRILL????

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

WHAT !!!!  No outlet for Freedom or Sunshine??????? OK- this should go with the Google maps one!

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

 

BIG BROTHER IS EVERYWHERE! Always check the corners! Always! JMc

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

 

Life without thorns- Wouldn't suck nearly as bad! Thought is was an analogy on how they toughen you up right?  WRONG!

23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

 

 Pic of a Pole thru a Hole--I'm trying for IRONY here!

25. If you can't destroy matter, where does EVERYTHING you've ever DELETED from an E-Mail, Document, Presentation, edit, GO? 

 

And is it really crowded there?

 

  Heal the past, live the present, dream the future.

 

Enjoy life

 

Smile: God loves you- because

he has too! It's in His book.

CROSS of THORNS. THEY PRICE OF ADMISSION.

GRATUITOUS- I DON'T HAVE A POST_ POST!

A little bit of natural history....... Amazing.............

 

Penguins

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in   Antarctica  - where do they go ?   Wonder no more ! ! !

 

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of  the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in  the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.  The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing: 

 
 

 
                        "Fre-eze a jolly good fellow"

                        "Fre-eze a jolly good fellow."


 
                        "Then they kick him in the ice hole." !!!
 
 
 

ENJOY YOUR PUMPKIN PIE : HAPPY THANKSGIVING

ENJOY YOUR PUMPKIN PIE : HAPPY THANKSGIVING

 

 

SUCESS!!

SUCCESS: MOVING FROM FAILURE TO FAILURE WITHOUT ANY LOSS OF ENTHUSIASM!  
Sir Winston Churchill

KNOW ONE WHO READS THIS IS A FAILURE: AFTER ALL, YOU MADE IT HERE!!!!!!

CROSS MY HEART, EVEN THE STORMS OF LIFE, WILL NOT BE ABLE TO KEEP YOU FROM CHANGING INTO WHO GOD CALLED YOU, AND DESIGNED YOU TO BE:

IN ALL YOUR GLORY !! IF YOU ALLOW HIM TO!

The very trials of life are what make you and define you. I find it so much more comforting to go through them with a like minded believer, person or friend. Mine is my Loving supportive wife of 28 years!~

What a comfort to know that God- will always finish the work He began in you, and will not stop until you are made perfect in Him. We just can't do it on our own. The less of US that is present, the more God shines through our personalities and talents...to Glorify Him and His Creation!

JMc