I forgot about Haiku Friday!
I posted it at Jeannie's My 2 Cents! but here it is....about her cat!
colors never ever match
their unbeatable
Heff!
OK--AFTER MY EXCITEMENT OF THE AUBURN/ALABAMA GAME I WENT HUNTING!
I HAVE KILLED RACCOONS, OPOSSUMS, SQUIRRELS AND FINALLY I HAVE DROPPED DOWN TO MICE, THAT HAVE ALL INVADED OUR HOUSE IN THE WOODS!
I HAVE TRIED EVERY HUMANE WAY TO KEEP THESE CRITTERS OUT--AND I KNOW WE ARE LIVING IN THEIR SPACE. BUT WE RULE! THE MICE ARE THE LAST OF THE DISEASE CARRIERS, AND CRITTERS THAT ARE EATING OUR WIRING, AND CLOTHES!
PICS ARE GRAPHIC- BUT I HAD SUCCESS IN THE FIRST 20 MINUTES!
I ONLY WISH I HAD TAKEN A PIC BEFORE I DUMPED HIM OUT OF THE TRAP!
PICS ARE AFTER HEFF'S NOTES! WARNING !!!!
OMG----Heff! Omg!!!
Can U believe it!
White Dog Dookie!!!
28-27 AUBURN OVER BAMA!
NOW IT'S A REMATCH OF
28-27 AUBURN OVER BAMA!
NOW IT'S A REMATCH OF
SC and AUBURN in the SEC Championship Game on Dec 4th!
WHAT A COMEBACK BY AUBURN!!!
WHAT A COMEBACK BY AUBURN!!!
How About that game!
AND ALSO NEVADA AND BOISE STATE IN OVERTIME FINISHING AT 2:15 THIS MORNING!!! TWO OF THE BEST GAMES I'VE EVER SEEN!
WARNING--VERY GRAPHIC DEAD MOUSE PICS! I'M VERY SERIOUS!
SO WHY POST THEM ??????
LIFE'S A BITCH....... & DEATH COULD BE BITCHIER!
AND ALSO NEVADA AND BOISE STATE IN OVERTIME FINISHING AT 2:15 THIS MORNING!!! TWO OF THE BEST GAMES I'VE EVER SEEN!
WARNING--VERY GRAPHIC DEAD MOUSE PICS! I'M VERY SERIOUS!
SO WHY POST THEM ??????
Because Auburn & Nevada both won in a squeaker?????
OR
LIFE'S A BITCH....... & DEATH COULD BE BITCHIER!
TO THE "VICTOR" GO THE SPOILS! WE ARE TIRED OF THEM EATING OUR SHOES AND CLOTHES, AND WITH THE FLEAS AND GERMS- MAKING US SICK -(WELL- IT'S GREAT TO BE AT THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN)!-- & WE HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING TO SEAL THEM OUT!
LOOK AT THOSE BOTTOM TEEFES!!!
Oh, cool- check out the fire ants already!
CLEANUP--AISLE 3 !
IF OUR LIFE ENDED THIS FAST- WHERE WOULD WE GO ?
I'M JUST SAYIN' ??...........
YOU SIT DOWN TO EAT A STEAK DINNER, AND- "SNAP"- A BIG TRAP SNAPS YOUR NECK IN TWO! INSTANT DEATH.
"IT COULD HAPPEN.............."
SO WHERE WOULD WE LIKE, GO? FOREVER?
FIRE ANTS?
JMc
MAN, TALK ABOUT A SQUEAKER !!!
ReplyDelete(But let's leave my buttcrack out of this!)
hEY-- hERE'S A sQUEAKER FOR YA--CHECK THE NEW pICS ON THE SAME POST!!!!
ReplyDeleteyOU'LL LAUGH YOUR ARSE OFF!
"a squeaker"!!!!!!!
j
Heinous John.
ReplyDeleteI have handled a good many dead mice since the cat came back in July. She's quite the mouser.
Jeannie
ReplyDeleteCats are well--the Cats Meow! A good mouser is truly hard to get--if mama doesn't teach them!!!
Does she give you the whole present or- grace you with the piecy parts--we had a cat that would leave us the Heart, Liver and pieces, completely cleaned of blood! She left them on the Bathroom mat as our gift! They say it's an honor--whoever the heck THEY is!
J
eeeeWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
ReplyDeleteCloudia-- Is that Hawaiian??? for YUK?
ReplyDeleteJ
sugar just visited you..;)
ReplyDeleteCLASSIC !! Cheese still in Da Mouth ! He didn't even have time to dookie white !!!
ReplyDelete(Now if you'll excuse me, I gots ta go check out this "sugar" chick, lol!!)
UMM- Welcome to Dysfunctional ville Sugar!! You are always welcome here!!!! You didn't catch me on a better pic day-LOL
ReplyDeleteJohn
Dainty calico
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad you don't like cheese
Snap! It got the mouse.
The early bird gets the worm but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese, I guess I stand corrected as the first mouse held on to it Ha Ha
ReplyDeleteMERI-- gREAT hAIKU ON dA mICKEY!
ReplyDeletejIMMY-- hE NEVER EVEN KNEW HE WOULD BE ON A bLOG DID HE? aND TONIGHT i MISSED AN oPOSSUM--IT'S TJOSE CRITTERS THAT i REALLY HATE AND ARE NASTY!!!
j
Whoops--Caps Lock Affliction! Now known as CLA!!!!