Monday, November 22, 2010



Where can I get this engraved?

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
No, the pictures have nothing to do with the line above or below it, IF at all!
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
   7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
Is this really the REAL THING?
 As opposed to what?

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
Yes--It is pretty!  Thanks!

10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
WAR OF THE WORLDS (Daddy Longlegs)

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
12a. I wonder if anyone has an original recording, Written, Tape, Reel to Reel, 8 Track, Cassette,  Vinyl, CD, Mini-CD, HDCD, DVD, Blu-Ray DVD copy of the same Album?
Blue Jay- AKA-- A**HOLE BIRD!
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
White Anglo Saxon Prot......????   I don't get it? It's just a WASP!

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
Really????--- Does the Drink Can really show me I have to GRILL????

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
WHAT !!!!  No outlet for Freedom or Sunshine??????? OK- this should go with the Google maps one!

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
BIG BROTHER IS EVERYWHERE! Always check the corners! Always! JMc

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
Life without thorns- Wouldn't suck nearly as bad! Thought is was an analogy on how they toughen you up right?  WRONG!

23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
 Pic of a Pole thru a Hole--I'm trying for IRONY here!

25. If you can't destroy matter, where does EVERYTHING you've ever DELETED from an E-Mail, Document, Presentation, edit, GO? 
And is it really crowded there?
  Heal the past, live the present, dream the future.

Enjoy life
Smile: God loves you- because
he has too! It's in His book.



  1. Totally DISagree with # 21.

    One spring long ago, me and another dude bet on who could wear their pants longer without washing them.

    We both TIED at the end of the summer with ZERO washes each, but the pants could stand up by themselves WITHOUT US IN THEM !!!


  2. #10 - If it weren't for bad decisions, there'd be no gossip and no fodder for most plots

  3. I pretty much agree with every one of them! Somebody sent those to me in an email. Great photos! You have a darn good eye!

  4. Heff- How did I know that YOU would try that LOL!!!!!

    JMc--- Shaking head.....

    Jeannie-- Very Very True!!


    Pat- That is a great compliment from you my friend!

    Thanks so much!


  5. I think I landed on Freedom and Sunshine when I arrived in the states...and I've been here ever since. ;)

    Great list and images to go with them! Juanny, you're the best! :)

    PS - I want a sarcasm font!!

  6. LuLu-- AWESOME!!!! And I too--wanted that font big time!!!

    And I also want a font to put a wavy line for my n in Espanol, a tilde over the last U in LuLu!- LOL.

    I guess I could get unlazy and assign a keyboard dealy for them huh?

    Thank you so much and Have A BLESSED THANKSGIVING! I really want a Bowl of Black Beans and rice with tons of onions on top and some REAL Cuban Bread!!!


  7. Dude...#17 How the hell am I supposed to get home?

  8. Martha Stewart can teach you how to fold a fitted sheet in only 128 steps. It will look perfect. Hint: You must tie it like a package with its matching top sheet and pillowcases before you put it on the linen closet shelf.

    However, the helmet invention data was quite enlightening. It explains a lot.

  9. Wow beautiful pictures and so much random info :) to digest :)

  10. TWM--MY Bad--for YOU I will make an exception!! LMAO!!!!


    Meri! Welcome---& I will go 125 steps and not one more!!!! That was awesome!!!



    budh.aaah- Welcome to the Madness of Full-On!!!! Glad to have you in the house!!!! Thanks so much!


  11. Juanny, that meal sounds delicious! So does that tilde or accent font for my Spanglish. I use the alt keys, btw.

    The last "u" in Lulú is done by pressing alt, then 163. Try it...try it now! ;)

    Hoppy we say in Miami! lol

    Seriously, may God bless you and your family and may you enjoy the day and weekend and season to the fullest!

  12. LuLú{, all I get is that sign! ú.

    It works!! AúúWúEúSúMúeú!!!!!!!!!

    Thank úUú! How about the n-ya.

  13. Is there a list of ALT, whatever keys?


  14. Hey LulUú--the ~ is alt,126--it was the 3rd one I was just fooling around with!!

    Cool huh?


  15. Yes Sir on #7 for sure, heck when I print anything out on Mapquest I highlight everything after #5 and print selection Ha Ha


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